The conversation following is a true story, as accurate as I can remember. >.>. Mom is very racist and homophobic.
Mom-(talking about my sister) And she moved from being a Fag Hag to a Nigger Hag
Me- Er, what's wrong with being either one of those?
Mom- Nothing, just, uh...
Me- Why give it a negative connotation?
Mom- Because it's getting her in a lot of trouble....
Me- So you're implying all black people and gay people get people in trouble?
Me- I'm going to laugh when I bring home a gay black friend.
Mom- You better not!
Me- Why not?
Mom- Because you're not gay.
Me- And just because I'm straight means I can't have gay friends?
Mom- What will people think of you? They'll think you're gay!
Me- I don't give a fuck what they think!
Mom- Yet you're sel consious of your weight?
Me- Very much so. But it's not my image, really.
Mom- Whatever. *changes subject*.
Me- I'm gonna go take a walk...
Me- with my gay friend Taylor. xD
~~~~~~At Home, Watching Gnomeo and Juliet.~~~~~~~
Mom- *sings Hello, Hello by Elton John and ft. Lady Gaga*
Me- Mom, you shouldn't sing a song by a gay guy. It could really fuck up your image.
Mom- *silence* I was singing the Gaga part.
Me- But you always say she's a guy, which makes her trans, which is STILL PART OF THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY.
Mom- *looks at me like WTF*
Me- *Winning like Charlie Sheen*
So yeah, summer gym started today, and we had to take a walk around Hick Town, and now I smell like sweaty ballsack because it's about 95 degrees out here. o_o.
Not much else planned for today, just gonna hang. :/