"I wish we could just put all those gays and people like that on an island."
YES. Lets do this.
Now, a tropical island is tempting, but there are other factors to consider. Price of insurance, for example, would be much higher in areas prone to hurricanes and tropical storms, and that shit sucks to deal with anyway. Also, eroding coastlines, oil spills, and bugs.
No, what we need is an island in the great lakes. I mean, freaking google the Apostle Islands. Beautiful.
Of course, not all of us will fit on any one of these islands. Thats why we gotta spread out, take over an archipelago, maybe even a coastline. That way we don't even have to deforest (as much). Hell, can we just have, like, Michigan or something? I'd settle for Michigan.
Sure, this might undermine our fight for equality. And I agree, it's always better to emphasize our similarities rather than our differences. But at least with in a gay state, I wouldn't have to listen to Dickhead McDoucheface talk about his ass hair in the men's locker room. Also, marriage and stuff.