Chocolate Cocks?
Well, my Mom had a pure romance party today. If you don't know what that is, it's pretty much erotic toys and like, edible body glitter and shit. So, my dad and I had nothing to do from 6 to 8:30, so we drove around. But before this, my mom mad chocolates. She has this penis mold, and made CHOCOLATE COCKS. Like, duh fuck? But yeah, she let me make my own, and I used white chocolate (not rascist like her, it was the only type that didn't harden yet) and made this amazing chocolate dick. :D
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I hope I did that right. Anyways, the whole time my mom was making other molds (This chick giving a guy a BJ and such) my dad and I were making fun of her rascism because she was making interracial couples, and that's not ideal by Mom's standards. S'yeah.
In other news, last day of summer gym we went to the nearby lake, which was pretty fucking pimping. I took some attempt-at-awesome-landscape-photography pics, which turned out nice. And yes, I'm abusing this new found ability to post pics. ^_^
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I'm feeling blah today. I just felt like writing something. I totally had this whole like, though of something I should talk about, but I just had a total brainfart. Oh, and I made an AfterElton account, which I never knew existed before today, and I fucking love it. :D So yeah, nothing else to post, bye bye.
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Oh lord, I remember. 1)
Oh lord, I remember. 1) Sorry for the size of those pictures. I did not expect them to be that big. 2) The bathroom I took the first pic in is like, all fucked up, because we're redecorating and re-tile-ing there.
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lmao at that first pic. and I think the water in the second picture looks pretty.
may the crests of light,love,hope,courage,and kindness shine brightly on a new day.
:D Thank you ~~~~~ ~I don't
:D Thank you
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Oh!
So that's like a passion party? That's hilarious. Chocolate looks very yummy, by the way.
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That's redick!
It was a Pure Romance party
It was a Pure Romance party that my sister held. They sell edible body glitter, cock rings, and vibrators. xD
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~I don't need no fakes around me, all I want is you to be with me...here I am...~
Oooh
Your family seems very open about these things. And yes, afterelton is kinda amazing. They even have afterellen for them ladies.
I'm disappointed in jeff for not saying anything grossfunny about "it was the only type that didn't harden yet"
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
My mom went to one of those, but I didn't know that's what she went to. I stayed the night at a friend's house the night she went.
The next day, when I got home, there was a tiny penis on my desk. XDDDD
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XD Sounds a bit awkward. Oh,
XD Sounds a bit awkward. Oh, btw, love your little signature thingy. :D
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~I don't need no fakes around me, all I want is you to be with me...here I am...~
Yeah
XD
It was like one of those pencil-topper erasers. Lmao.
And thanks. 8D
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I'm confused...
How is your mom racist for making chocolate cocks, and you're not for making a white chocolate cock?! Isn't that the other way around?
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Ah, well, my sister is
Ah, well, my sister is dating this black guy named Q, and my mom is like, shunning my sister for it. I asked her why, and she said that she doesn't really "support" interracial relationships. >.>
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~I don't need no fakes around me, all I want is you to be with me...here I am...~