And now he's asking me about what I masturbate to?!

Dracofangxxx's picture

I mean, I told him I had to go do something, and then he figured out what I was up to, BUT I CHANGED THE SUBJECT.

AND HE BROUGHT IT BACK TO THAT.

WHY?!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Anyways, yes. Jbro is just... *shakes head* I don't even know anymore. If he's just being playful, it's a damn weird way of doing it cause he never cared before about that stuff.

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jeff's picture

Err....

Why would a guy steer a conversation back to something sexual?! Probably a roundabout booty call inquiry.

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"Why be given a body if you have to keep it locked up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?" - Katherine Mansfield

elph's picture

Lot of new vocabulary...

...for me! But, Wikipedia had the answer :)

Perhaps We Should Leave's picture

Huh.

Creeeeeeep.

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If there is a god, why couldn't he have given me wings?

lonewolf678's picture

:O

I would've given him a super-long-ass lecture on personal boundaries.

Dracofangxxx's picture

Well,

It's not like I really care if he knows. We've been through a lot of that stuff together :P It's the "Why" that I care about!!
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That's redick!

jeff's picture

So...

You still never answered the question: What do you masturbate to? ;-)

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"Why be given a body if you have to keep it locked up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?" - Katherine Mansfield

Dracofangxxx's picture

First off, Jeff... I'll leave that to PM's :P

But, update: Apparently he still masturbates to me 1/2 of the time!
apparently it's easier for him to pull from memory, and I understand if it's a situation or a thing we did, but ME MYSELF? AHHH D:

Is this normal for exboyfriends?!

Okay, Shelby's suspicioussssssss now....
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That's redick!

jeff's picture

I'd say...

That's nothing unusual.

Is "pull from memory" an unintentional pun? ;-)

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"Why be given a body if you have to keep it locked up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?" - Katherine Mansfield

radiosilence95's picture

o_o

Uhhhhhh.....? Whaaaa....? Why...that's so awkwardddddd