So I was eating dinner with my parents and weirdest shit ever...

So we were talking about the Food Network channel and I had asked my mom which chefs she remembered seeing (we haven't watched the Food Network in forever) and she's listing people, describing their physical characteristics or the way they talked and then I would say the name of who she was mentioning. So she was going through her list and she paused, so I thought she was done. So I kept eating the takeout food we ordered and all of a sudden, as if it just *came* to my Mom, she says, "Ah, yes, and I remember that guy...what's his name...Elton John?!"

And then it happened....I started choking on the food, water came out of my nose, and then I started coughing a lot (still choking) and was so so close to throwing up. For me, someone who's literally terrified of throwing up (yes, there's a word for it--emetophobic), it was really scary. But I didn't which is awesome.

((By the way, my Mom was trying to say Alton Brown, but couldn't remember his name, so she said Elton John)).

----Speaking of Elton John, do you know who the godmother of his child is? Lady Gaga! WHAT?!

(this is what my mind thinks of and how easily it jumps around with little sleep the last 72ish hours??)

trala la la laaaaa.

~Eli.
(just for you people, I decided to leave out all the boring emotional crap in this one)