so i almos tgot a ticket for public urination tonight
what has my life come to...
oh and i was drunk but the cops let me off with a warning, i'm so lucky, jesus must be watching over me!
Why where you that drunk?
Thanks God for gay cops...
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain
I don't get it.... why did you say that Jeff? :S
More likely to let some drunk gay young guy off...
Logic not required. Didn't it make you smile?
where does God fit into all of this? Jesus isn't God (so I believe).
lmfao I don't remember posting this... The cop was a girl though.
I just really had to pee, cop realized I was drunk but she let me go? Which was kind.
And still... impeccable spelling and grammar... yet, drunk "out of your mind?"
Must be innate... or, do you rely on your computer's "autocorrect" feature?
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