
Haha, I may or may not have just illegally downloaded music. I'm not really sure how, just that I got a song from some website and now it's on my iPod without my paying anything. Heh.
On a completely unrelated note, I have Le Jazz Hot from Victor/Victoria stuck in my head.
So yesterday Shneer was asking me, 'Why is it that so many people think I'm gay?' I finally ended up delivering the news that Shneer fits one helluva lot off stereotypes. Gaj was like WHATTTTT and then Clueless and I had fun. We came up with:
-You publicly refer to yourself as a brunette.
-You wear a pair of pink-and-purple striped parachute pants whenever you're grumpy and tell people it's because you're special.
- You're the only male in the group of 5 people you hang out with regularly.
- You keep glitter glue in your locker and pencil case, and have smothered virtually every project you've ever had in the stuff.
- You live with Eli, who fits even more stereotypes than you.
- You freak whenever anyone touches your hair.
- You love rainbows.
- Look at your shirt.
And then Shneer was like, 'Yeah... I am kind of a living gay stereotype... but at least then when I get a girlfriend I can PDA everywhere and be an anti-stereotype activist!'
Agh.
I don't really have anything of importance to share, but I wanted to journal something .
The funny thing was that we discussed stereotypes in the next class we had, and Shneer and I had a whole bunch ready-prepared. Haha.
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OooOOOoooh, acts of
OooOOOoooh, acts of questionable legality! (Heheheh.)
That's really funny about how fruity Shneer is. Wish I could meet Shneer, actually - you make me like him just from reading about him. But who is this stereotype-fitting Eli with whom Shneer lives?
In a strange way, I hope it was illegal.
It makes me feel accomplished.
Everybody loves Shneer. Well, everybody worth caring about. Gaj is hilarious and also threatens to break the fingers of Certain Rascist Homophobes.
And Shneer takes Russian Math, which, as of yet, nobody has been able to figure out what it is.
Eli is Shneer's stepbrother, the same age, and notable in my mind solely for supposedly finding proof that 1=2 through a long, complicated equation. However, it failed. Clueless knows gaj fairly well though and has said there's definitely a small family of stereotypes living in Eli's hair, or something else intended to sound witty but failing to make sense.
My best male friend is sort
My best male friend is sort of the same way. Haha. All into art and theater and stuff while hating sports and macho things in general, yet he's still hetero. After he moved, everyone kept asking me, "HEY WAS THAT GUY GAY!!?" but he's not.
I have the opposite problem. I'm super mega ultra gay, but no one believes me because I don't fit very many stereotypes. :'( Umm, I think there's one that says lesbians like to keep pets. I like my cat. There's also one that says lesbians are into art. I like that too. And I love my car an unhealthy amount, but I don't know if the fact that my car (a VW New Beetle) practically screams 16-year-old girl cancels that out. Other than that... I got nothin'.
Psh
I think it's technically illegal, but hey, everyone's doing it. And also, my brother does it because you're not actually taking anything from the people you "steal" it from, and he wouldn'tve bought it anyway, so it doesn't cost them anything, and he gains, so everyone's happier.
And I wish I knew a flaming metrosexual. But I'm really not one. I mean, I love the piano. And swimming, not the most masculine sport out there... I do like rainbows more than most guys, although I don't really ever show it through dress or anything else.
Uhhhh, I do ask for hugs from guys a lot tho, and I don't know a single other straight guy that does that... :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0&safe_search=on