What...the fuck?

ChrisH1551's picture

So, at 3:00 AM, in my small redneck village that I despise...we had a tornado. Yes, school was cancelled because the Jr. High caught on fire, power was out, and a tree, a huge ass oak, fell on my friends' house. Yeah, I woke up to my mom saying "Let's go look at storm damage!" and I was like "...the fuck?". But yeah, all the news channels were there, the track got tore up, it's horrible. I doubt we'll have school tomorrow.

But in other news, or lack thereof, the play is over, so no more of seeing JH. Boo. But I told SJ to get a hold of me and we can hang out. We'll see how that goes. :/ Mom, while driving, was like "more guys are turning gay because girls are starting to look like little boys." and my cousin just looked at me and we, (me included since I'm playing straight) just shook our heads like "What the hell are you talking about?" And then I had to be me and say "Well, they aren't turning gay, because they're born like that..." and mom gave me a look like "How would you know?" I just shrugged, so I tihnk she's beginning to piece things together.

Oh, and my friend who I told the thing about SJ and JH and stuff, like, them touching me and such, I think she's a lesbian. Or bi. Because she is like, best friends with this girl named...let's call her friend KP and her PK (they have the same initials...so it'll get confusing...) And PK got mad that this one chick was hitting on KP, like, flirting. So she got in a fight with her. THEN, PK showed me a bear with some forgein language on it, that KP gave her last year. I translated it, and it was Gaelic for "I'm in love with you." O_O Yeah. I was debating about telling her (PK) that I'm gay. But I dunno, because I feel as though I should come out to my family first, or at least my sister. I'll ponder things, but as for now, I'm banned from my game, so I'll probably play my PS3. Bye for now.

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loreonpravus's picture

"more guys are turning gay

"more guys are turning gay because girls are starting to look like little boys."
Um... no. Just no. No further comment.

There was a pretty bad storm once where I live. The neighbours' trampoline from six houses down flew from their backyard to mine and it was all messed up, huge trees were uprooted, windows were smashed, fences broken, etc, etc.

ChrisH1551's picture

Yeah...

Do you live in Ohio? XD

loreonpravus's picture

Er, no, as I matter of fact

Er, no, as I matter of fact I live just north of Toronto. I'mma Canuck.

radiosilence95's picture

I live in the Midwest. It's

I live in the Midwest. It's tornado hell here.

Anyway, I'm glad your okay. That would kinda suck if a bus crashed into your room and killed you :I

625539's picture

"more guys are turning gay

"more guys are turning gay because girls are starting to look like little boys."

LMFAO i agree 110% with this comment