My god, how embarrassing

29 April, 2011 - 7:04am — Dracofangxxx

So my mom went shopping with us today...
WHICH WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN.

So me and my friend had to sneak away to get the condoms, and I had to buy them at the pharmacy...
With a person...

and it was SO AWKWARD, MY GOD.

I was like "Umm, miss? I uh... I need to buy something"
and she was like, "OH OKAY, come right over here!"
and so I gave her the box
and she looked at me and smiled XD
I think she was just happy to see me being safe or something. Plus I see her every month when I go get my pills XD so maybe she recognized me :P

But yeah! I did it! I did it! I did it, yayy!

Now I'm not so scared to buy stuff from there anymore :)

Anyways, and Boyfriend was moody today. REALLY moody. But then he apologized and it was SOOO super sweet <3 and my friend came over and we planned our French stuff, and I made food, and I had SUCH A GREAT DAYYY <3

Like I am ecstatic and just want to sleep now...

BUT I LOVE YOU ALL
SO HARD <3
They didn't have Durex though! So I got Trojan ultra ribbed w/ spermicide, the ecstacy ones. So I hope that's good!

Anyways, what's your guys' favorite meat? Pork/chicken/beef/etc?

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29 April, 2011 - 7:15am — swimmerguy

Hehe

I like that it's called ultra ribbed. It's not just ribbed, it's ultra ribbed.

And my favorite meat depends on how it's cooked and how I'm feeling, I generally like chicken most of the time, but I also love fish, but only at certain times, but really, nothing can really beat a well seasoned, HEAVILY PEPPERED (important) USDA Prime beef steak. That's always good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0&safe_search=on

29 April, 2011 - 7:25am — Dracofangxxx

I'm expecting to open it,

and it better damn well look like this
http://www.mexicanartdealing.com/photos/Latin%20-%20mexican%20Percussion...

OTHERWISE I WILL BE PISSED :P

I agree, steak is so sexy if people cook it right. I could bathe in steak juice and lick myself dry...
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30 April, 2011 - 1:00am — radiosilence95

Ewwwwww condums are gross!

Ewwwwww condums are gross! You've ruined my virgin innocence with your icky sexy condum talk! :P

I'm happy that you're happy. I'm feeding off the positive energy you're emitting through the internet right now. Just thought you should know.

I'm a carnivore. A vegetarian's worst nightmare. I eat almost any kind of meat, but my two favorite kinds of meat are delicious, orgasmic-ly tasty chicken, and medium rare steak. Steak and chicken are both an orgy of meaty goodness.

30 April, 2011 - 2:46am — Dracofangxxx

STOP FEEDING OFF MY HAPPINESS, CARNIVORE

Thanks! And I'm totally a carnivore, too. But I like my steak blue rare ;D it's just so juicy and yummy...
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30 April, 2011 - 3:42am — radiosilence95

Stupid question time.

Blue rare? Wass that? Does the steak turn blue?

30 April, 2011 - 4:54am — Dracofangxxx

Blue is just a term :P

It's like, a steak that's rare/raw in the middle. And I think it's delicious. Most people are like, "Eww!", but it's really juicy and flavorful. It's warm, so it's not like, cold, but the outside of the steak is seared brown. Everyone says you'll get sick, but the bacteria on the outside of the steak is cooked away. The only thing I'd have to worry about it parasites in the meat, which are really rare nowadays except in like, ground hamburger I believe.
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30 April, 2011 - 6:09am — swimmerguy

Yah

Blue rare is even rarer than rare.
I went to this one resturant where they said for blue rare steaks they start the oven at 90 degrees. That's just like leaving a steak out on a hot day :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0&safe_search=on

30 April, 2011 - 8:26am — Dracofangxxx

XD That's rediculous,

I think it's ultimately supposed to be heated at 110 degrees. Which is still a hot day :P
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