Well, I've been wanting to read the Satanic Bible. Wait! Before you guys freak out, I must make it very clear that I don't want to convert to Satanism. I love reading about different philosophies and religions, and I'm curious as to what Satanism is about. And no, it's not all voodoo rituals and blood sacrifices. Anyway, a man named Anton Szander LaVey wrote the Satanic Bible in which he pretty much sums up his ideas about religion and society. I want to buy it, but when my mom learned that I was gonna try and read it, she FLIPPED. She said that reading the Satanic Bible was going to turn me into a blood-drinking, voodoo-chanting, black magic witch. How ridiculous. That's like saying that everyone who reads the Bible automatically becomes a saintly, squeaky-clean Christian. I'm gonna buy it on Amazon without her knowing. My mom said that curiosity killed the cat. Well, I'm not a cat, so I don't think reading the Satanic Bible will do me any harm.

Spring break starts tomorrow. Woo! But most of you lucky bastards have already had your spring break. Wow, my school district really sucks. I'm not looking forward to Easter though. I gotta dress up and go to church and junk. But I do enjoy spending time at my grandma's house, and her cooking is to die for. So I really have no right to complain.