So, this girl who takes pictures for the school newspaper and yearbook just uploaded literally like 500 pictures from the senior play and put them on facebook. Some of them are of FCG sort of doing what she was supposed to. At least her smile could possibly, maybe, kind of trick someone who didn't know her. But this chick took way too many pictures of Queen Whorebag. There should NEVER be more pictures of her than of stuff people actually want to see, such as FCG. There is barely any Old Crush, and in the ones she's in, you can't even tell she has awesome boobs! What the hell!? I noticed that a few of the pictures are from the dressing room, like when they were putting on makeup and stuff. This can only mean that she got to go in the dressing room with the senior girls, a group that includes both Old Crush and FCG. DUDE! In the immortal words of Brat Sister, "THAT'S NOT FAAAAAYYYY-YURRRR!" Why don't I get to be an assistant photographer or something? I'd be SOOOO GOOD! Of course, this is probably precisely why I don't get to be an assistant photographer. You know what I think about Old Crush, after all. ;D Hahaha! And although most of my comments on FCG are generally about how much I like her and how amazing I think she is rather than about how badly I want her in my bed, I am indeed insanely attracted to her, and... yeah.

If it were up to me to take pictures for the yearbook and newspaper, 80% of our pictures would be of FCG, 15% of my other friends, and 5% of random hot girls. Okay, so maybe I'd be the worst photographer in the history of the school, but I'd only take pictures of good things instead of bad things like Whorebags and rude history teachers, so our publications wouldn't suck. Things would be even "better" if I wrote the newspaper by myself. Haha. I'd have like, two pages on how much my school sucks and how they should fire Mrs. History Teacher, three pages on something FCG-related, and one page on something completely out of nowhere, like zombies or something.

Hey, it's FCG's birthday next week, now that I think about it. Wait, no, today is Sunday, so I mean this week. She's going to be 18. Also, I accidentally discovered pictures of her on facebook in what is quite possibly the shortest dress in the universe.

I think I want to paint something today, even though I'm really bad at painting. (I can draw pretty well, but painting is a whole different story.) My mom has been on a painting kick lately and bought some new paints.

Gross, I don't want to go to school tomorrow. I am perfectly content just being lame at my house. I don't want to have to carry my insufferable lameness to school. That takes effort. I just want to see FCG. Fuck the rest of school!

BUT HEY, THEY MAKE SUPER MARIO FRUIT SNACKS NOW! If I hadn't seen pictures of FCG in a super short dress, this would've been the highlight of my day. Except I got like 183114 Luigis in my bag, so I barely got to try the other non-green flavors...