You Make Me Feel Like The Swedish Bikini Team

Super Duck's picture

I scratched FCG's back for literally like, 15 minutes today. Haha, she never asked me to stop, so I just kept going until class ended.... She was begging and begging for someone to scratch her back, and I volunteered because IG wouldn't do it. I think the teacher thought I was weird. Oh, well! The teacher was all, "NO, EVERYONE GO FINISH YOUR WORK!" but I had already finished. She didn't really argue with that and decided to leave me alone.

FCG's happiness is way more important than some stupid questions on a story, anyway. I touched her hair some too. I just stood there scratching her back as she worked on the questions. I love it when I get to be all close to her like that; it just feels right. She said IG had turned evil and mean for not volunteering, but she was glad that she still had me to scratch her back. Aww, my freakazoid is the cutest thing everrrr! I just want to hug her until the universe explodes. :D

In other news, one of the most attractive girls in the 11th grade likes my earrings. I used to call her Cute Biology Girl when she was in my biology class last year, but now she's not, so I guess she's just Cute Junior Girl. She sits with my group at lunch sometimes.

My entire chemistry class raged today, though. There's a test tomorrow, and our idiot teacher flat out REFUSED to review us on stuff we did a while ago that'll be on there. Instead, she just spent the entire class period reviewing us on stuff we've done this whole week. I'm mad because I know she'll be mad when we all fail. How can she expect us to know it well? I'm so sick of her. She makes up her own rules (which change every single time) for grading tests and shit, and it's just so STUPID. She's never consistent, and it irritates me so much. I just want to cry every day in chemistry class because my teacher is so beyond incomprehensible and I'm sick of dealing with her.

I originally thought today was Friday. I then tragically realized that it wasn't. Why? Why, universe? WHY?

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funnyflyby's picture

-This is random.

My history teacher was absolutely convinced it was Friday, and went through this whole big explanation of the new Friday schedule this morning. Everybody was like, 'Uhh, it's Thursday...' to no avail... and then the intercom went on and said, 'Hello, it's Thursday, March 3rd!' So the teacher was all 'Ooops... it really seems Fridayish...'

Interestingly, this teacher also wore a pink Snuggie to school today and somehow got away with it. So my History teacher is just so much more awesome than yours ;) But seriously, this is totally random. It's just that you thought today was Friday.
Wow.woW

Super Duck's picture

Haha! My history teacher

Haha! My history teacher isn't anywhere close to being cool enough to wear a pink snuggie to school...

swimmerguy's picture

Oh my gosh

I would LOVE to wear a pink snuggie to school!
And my chemistry teacher is awesome. She never really goes out of her way to really teach us anything, so we just do cool stuff in the back of the classroom. And chemistry is my best subject, so it doesn't matter :P
I guess it would kinda suck if you sucked at Chemistry though...

No one escapes from life alive

Super Duck's picture

My chemistry teacher is not

My chemistry teacher is not cool. :( All we ever do is problems. No fun stuff ever. Just problems every day until the bell rings.

loreonpravus's picture

Wait, today IS Friday. Why

Wait, today IS Friday. Why are the timestamps messed up? It's the 4th and it's Friday. Was this posted yesterday?!

Argh, I'm so confused.

Super Duck's picture

I posted it at 11:50 p.m. my

I posted it at 11:50 p.m. my time last night (March 3rd), so it may have been Friday for you already.

loreonpravus's picture

Hmph. Okay. I feel like I

Hmph. Okay.

I feel like I should actually say something about the actual journal, but now I don't know what to say. Y'know what you should do? Play an instrument and sing a song! You get +100 hot points and then girls will throw themselves at you screaming "Screw me! Screw me!"... including FCG.

Yeah, that's me for random thoughts.

Super Duck's picture

I sure as heck can't sing,

I sure as heck can't sing, but I can poorly play a few songs on the guitar! :D I used to practice it a lot but haven't had time much this school year.