YES, REALLY. Hahahaha! I didn't like, bend her over the desk and pull up her skirt and tell her she was a naughty girl who needed a punishment or anything like that. I was just in an advantageous situation today!

I was sitting at my desk. FCG was up and standing in front of me. She was singing loudly and dancing and shaking her ass about two inches away from my face. Suddenly, a BRILLIANT idea came to me!

Me: FCG...
((FCG doesn't answer))
Me: FCG! Your butt is like, RIGHT in my face.
((FCG is still singing too loudly to notice))
Me: Fine... ((reaches out and lightly smacks FCG's ass))
((FCG STILL doesn't notice!))
Me: YOUR BUTT IS IN MY FACE.
FCG: Hahahaha, I'm sorry!
Me: No, it's okay! I just thought you might like to be aware.

IG stole her for most of the class period and touched her hair so that I couldn't, which was SOOO not cool, but I still did get to talk to her a bit. We somehow got into a discussion about how we can't understand the appeal of people eating fried animal testicles.

How lame am I?! I have zero problem reaching over and spanking the girl, but I can't ask for her phone number! WOW, LOSER ALERT. I fail at existing.

Guy Best Friend called me in the middle of writing this post. (Righ as I was planning to text him, interestingly.) I told him about what I did today. Hahaha. He was all, "I AM SO PROUD OF YOU! That is AWESOME!" He also gave me some, umm, interesting advice... Hahaha. He says it would be totally awesome if I hid in the bathroom with FCG and made out with her and THEN attempted to get her number. He also doesn't have a girlfriend anymore, though. Apparently she freaked him out a little. And he has a lesbian French teacher at his new school. A lesbian French teacher... Hahaha, oh, wow, we both thought that was interesting, considering how super gay my French class is.

Anyway, Mrs. History Teacher was saying horrible, scary things today, but I'll talk about that in a moment. First, I must announce that tomorrow morning at 8:00, I will be taking my driving test! I got the stupid paper today. I'm missing English for it since all we're doing is reading a book that I can just read at home. I talked to a friend who took it recently, and she said it's sooo easy and quick. I hope she's right. Oh, gosh, I hope I don't freak out. I was supposed to do it today after school, but I was too scared, so I asked my mom if I could do it Tuesday morning. Wish me luck, you guys!

So, yeah, I guess I should tell you all what Mrs. History Teacher said. She told us today that there are 6 weeks until the AP Exam. Well, the AP Exam falls on a very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY bad day that I am not looking forward to at all. Bad things such as FCG leaving forever are going to happen to me on that day. So that means I have 6 weeks to learn an entire school year's worth of history crap and at the very least get this girl's number. Then, Mrs. History Teacher said she was going to retire in a few years because America's youth sucks at life and will destroy the universe since many people aren't overly interested in history... Or something like that. I was mostly just panicking over the first part.

Basically, shit's about to get real. I just want a time machine so I can go back and live happily in like, November or something. The weather is nice then and my birthday's in November, but most of all, I wasn't about to take the worst test ever in the universe literally right after having to say goodbye to someone important to me.

Oh, and I hurt my kitty's feelings this morning! I felt so bad for him. Since he almost died, he was put on a special diet by the vet. He's not a fan of his new food. I gave the outside stray kitty some of the regular food we had left over, and my cat walked up to me and mewed adorably.

Me: No, baby, this isn't for you. Sorry!
Him: Meoowwwrrr...
Me: It's for the outside kitty.
Him: Mrrrrorwwwwr!
Me: ((takes food outside to outside kitty, then comes back in)) I'm sorry, buddy.
Him: Hisss...
Me: No, don't be like that! ((reaches down to pat him))
Him: ((runs away from me))

Aww, he made me sad. He's finally over it, though. He let me hug him this afternoon. He was sooo mad this morning!