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Super Duck's picture

So, as you guys know, I'm on the school newspaper. I am currently the official proofreader. Bleh, my job sucks since we never have anything interesting to write about. (Maybe we should do an article about FCG!) I had to read an article by this freshman girl today... It really sat the wrong way with me, but I can't express my rage offline since the teacher in charge will think I'm a whiny douchebag who thinks the world is going to end because someone has a different opinion. I still don't feel good about it, though.

The girl wrote about how she feels education is important. Okay, so the original article was pretty good, but the teacher thought it was too short and decided to add onto it! I had a copy of the girl's article and a copy of the teacher's "fixed" version. The teacher randomly felt the need to basically call everyone who doesn't LIKE school lazy, immature, and dumb. Not specifically people who drop out. Not specifically people who always skip and never go and make straight Ds. She meant just people like me who don't think it's fun and would much, much rather be doing something different. Dumb? I'm a fucking AP student. Lazy? Well, I'll give you that one. Immature? That varies depending on who I'm with!

Do I like memorizing boring information for tests nearly every day? No. Do I like being forced to take multiple classes on things I really, REALLY am not interested in pursuing? No. Can I remember anything I was tested on three chapters ago? No. But I'm not completely stupid. I know that in this society, you have to have a little piece of paper called a diploma to go to college and therefore get good jobs, and the only way to obtain said paper is to go through this hellhole called "high school," so I pretend like I give a shit. And I'm good at it too... I've got everybody fooled except a select few friends!

Maybe I'd actually care more and retain more information if more opportunities for me to do things relevant to my future career came up. I don't want more logarithms or more memorization of ten zillion kings all named Henry or Louis, I want more opportunities to practice my writing skills so I can be a good journalist one day, dammit.

Anyway, so happy time now! FCG and I have this game where she has to guess what I'm thinking. I forgot what today's "magic phrase" was, but after she guessed it, she smiled and said, "Super Duck, I love you!" :D

And I get my driver's license in exactly 2 weeks! I am so excited! I sure have waited long enough. Haha. My parents are gonna both be mean about it, though, especially my mom... I think I am mostly just excited about driving to school and proving to everyone that my car actually does exist. The only school person who has even seen it in real life is this girl in my history class. I am also slightly upset that IG beat me to getting a driver's license when I am like 2 months older than she is.

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swimmerguy's picture

Psh

I don't care about school at all, but I don't have anyone fooled. I'm very adamant about my not caring, but it doesn't matter, because teachers can't like dock me for "not caring" or something of the like.

Yeah, maybe it's important that people know things, but I'm not a brainy person, or at least I don't like academic stuff nearly as much as athletic.
If I can do a hard math problem quickly I'm like "yeah! I'm so clever! I love me" but I'd rather be an athlete than a mathlete, and I'd rather be in the swim locker room than the orchestra locker room.
I just don't find the same pleasure in adademic school stuff.

No one escapes from life alive

Super Duck's picture

I'm not particularly good at

I'm not particularly good at sports due to being sooo clumsy, but like you and your swimming, I get more pleasure out of arty things than school things. (They don't even offer any art class to sophomores at my school... RAGE.) I mean, I'm sure there are people like this genius senior guy at my school who do really like academic things, but they just aren't enjoyable for everyone.

radiosilence95's picture

I think that a lot of the

I think that a lot of the shit we learn in school is useless. I don't need to know that the square root of a negative number is imaginary. Whose dumb ass idea was it to invent imaginary numbers anyway???

I just think that there needs to be more individuality and creativity involved with school. Let us express ourselves more. Treat us like individuals, and not just a class as a whole.

And just because you get D's and C's doesn't make you stupid. My friend gets low grades, and she's incredibly intelligent. Grades and tests don't always measure how smart and successful a person is. And the only reason I'm in a bunch of AP classes, the only reason I'm trying in school, is so I can go to college. Other than that, fuck school and it's oppressive, noncreative ways.

Super Duck's picture

YES, THIS. Like I said, I

YES, THIS. Like I said, I want to be a journalist, so I really, really don't have a need to master all this complicated algebra stuff, though the thing I'd like to drop the most is actually chemistry. I do wish they'd let us explore our own interests more.

I remember when I got a C in geometry last year and everyone called me stupid... I'm not good at tests. I just kind of blank out on them.

funnyflyby's picture

I, being me...

am one of those crazies that actually does like school. Not all of it, granted, but I do enjoy classes for the most part. But, and this correlates to the grades-aren't-much-of-an-indicator, I am notoriously bad at turning in homework so my final grades are usually around a full letter grade lower than whatever my test average is. :P Like, my Latin test average is 101% (Actually, I'm not sure how that's even possible) and I'm getting a B- because I keep forgetting what it was I'm supposed to translate at home, not to mention that I lost my textbook for about a month.
Agh. That turned out really long... I agree, though, that there's really no reason for you to take chemistry, etc.
Wow.woW

Super Duck's picture

Oh, that's like this guy in

Oh, that's like this guy in my algebra class who never turns in homework but makes 100s on every test!

It's definitely possible to get a 101 at my school, though my chemistry teacher adamantly insists it's not. I had a 107 in English last year somehow.

They require a bunch of weird stuff at my school. Chemistry is a requirement to graduate, but why chemistry and not, say, physics or psychology or anatomy? It's like they just chose at random