Zoolander
I fucking love this movie <3
It's just so rediculous. It reminds me of a movie that high schoolers could make... XD It's cheesy and hilarious and really gay in the most amazing way.
I dunno :P It's stupid, but I love stupid movies <3
I've got a little bit of T-rex stories to tell you about.
So the other day in French class, she randomly leaned over and started stroking my hair lovingly
NO I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP
SHE IS A TRUE, BLUE FREAKAZOID
and then she was like "HEY SHELBY, LOOK OUTSIDE, THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE ME FEEL WHEN YOU KNOCK MY BOOKS OF MY TABLE"
and it was raining, like any normal Washington day
and I was like
"Um... wet? "
AND IT TOOK HER SO LONG TO FIGURE IT OUT AHAHAHA
AND THEN SHE BLUSHED AND WAS LIKE
NOOOO, SHELBY! YOU'RE SO WEIRD! but she was totally smiling the whole time.
But dude even if she's really not into me and gay, she's super hella weird and funny anyways XD
And remember guys, there's more to life than being really, really, really rediculously good looking.
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i'm not so sure lol :-( haha
i'm not so sure lol :-(
a dream is a wish ur heart makes lol! 
haha i am actually doing a debate on this for french class
Uhh...
You're debating what makes girls wet?
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"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain
Haha, that freakazoid
Haha, that freakazoid business is so cute. You guys are making me wish that I had a freakazoid... And then I remember that I really don't want one. XD;
Also, ohgod that movie. I watched it with a bunch art buddies from this summer-art-thing I went to and it was just. PFF. So bad but in the best way. Haha. And then David Bowie made an apperance and I was like "FUCK YEAH DAVID BOWIE."
Because David Bowie makes everything awesome.
Like, the guy even makes peeing on a toaster seem awesome... Nobody should look that happy while peeing on a toaster.
And... This kind of turned into a rant about David Bowie. Whoops. Also, that picture might be a little NSFW because.. Well I think it's self-explanatory.
GOD YES, FUCKING DAVID BOWIE
He was so oddly hot in Labyrinth when I was little that I've always loved him XD
I'm glad I'm not the only one who's seen this movie- Or liked it! It's really rediculously bad but I can't resist XD
What is this?!?! A CENTER FOR ANTS?!?
Did you hear they're making a sequel? It makes me nervous, because I'm afraid it's going to be terrible.
THAT HANSEL, HE'S SO HOT RIGHT NOW
No, I didn't! God, they better not fuck it up or I'm going to kill something so hard XD
My favorite part
That part where he's in the chair, and they're showing him the drug trip vid.
HELLO DEREK
Hello.
WELCOME TO YOUR RELAXATION TIME. LET THIS WONDERFUL 80'S CLASSIC SOOOOOTTHHEE YOOOOUUUU. JUST A NICE, WARM, HAPPY TIME!!!!
HAPPY!!!!
HAPPY.
HAPPY!!!!!
AHHHHHHHAHHHHHAHHHH!!!!
WOAH, tripped out.
Though the walkoff scene and the orange mocha frappucino was pretty cool too.
No one escapes from life alive
HAHA YES, THAT IS AMAZING, TOO.
I LOVE THE WALKOFF
I USED TO REENACT IT WITH KT IN THE POOL BECAUSE I LOVED IT SO MUCH
of course, she had never seen the movie, so she was really confused XD
I also thought Katinka was REALLY FREAKING HOT and whenever she talked I like, jizzed myself.
Just saying.