Surviving Pokemon: Planets Turned Me Into a Lesbian

Super Duck's picture

AHHHH! I'm good friends with this guy I haven't had a chance to talk to in a few weeks. He moved, and we don't talk as much anymore, but tonight he texted me and we talked for a while. THEN HE TOLD ME TO ASK FCG OUT. I NEVER EVEN TOLD HIM I LIKE HER! IS HE MAGIC OR SOMETHING? He knows I'm gay, but still! That is shocking!

Him: You should ask FCG out. What do you have to lose?
Me: Well, I wouldn't be opposed to the idea, but you know she's way in the closet!
Him: Then go in the closet and get her, goofy!

Speaking of FCG, she did not dye her hair. She just told us she was going to so she could see our reactions. Apparently she found my refusal to believe her hilarious. Helpful Junior said she did the same thing to her.

Me: FCG!
FCG: Yes?
Me: I thought you were dyeing your hair.
FCG: No, I just said that to see what you and IG would say!
Me: I just absolutely could not imagine you with any other hair color.
FCG: I can't either! Hahaha! I love how you wouldn't believe me!

In other news, I am afraid that IG may know too much. This is really not a good thing, although she hasn't said anything bad about it yet. I also might just be reading too much into this, especially given the fact that before we became friends this year, we were enemies with massive hatred for one another.

The three of us were working on some classwork, and we had our desks pushed together. FCG was sitting between me and IG. IG was the only one who could actually do the work, so were were just copying from her. FCG and I were pretty bored. I was staring out the window, as usual, and then my attention turned to FCG. She was sitting just a couple of inches away from me. I wasn't concentrating on my work, of course, and neither was she. She was texting and attempting to hide her phone. Since I was sitting so close to her, I could smell her perfume. And she was so pretty. I found myself staring at her instead. I was kind of zoned out, and I just kind of reached over and started petting her hair.

Me: FCG, your hair is soooo soft.
FCG: Aww, thank you!
Me: I hope you don't mind if I touch it.
FCG: I don't mind at all!
Me: Just tell me if I start to bother you!
FCG: Don't worry, you won't!

So I touched her hair a little bit. I never touch it a satisfactory amount of time because I am always self-conscious that other people will notice and be like "WTF?" Unfortunately, IG noticed.

IG: What? Are you... playing with her hair?
Me: Uhhhh... Noooooo! ((immediately removes hand from FCG's wonderfully soft and fluffy hair)) I was just taking a break from this work, that's all.

In other news, Mrs. History teacher cannot seem to keep her opinions to herself during class and stop going off onto tangents about stupid shit. It's frustrating. However, I didn't have to deal with my chemistry teacher today, so I can't really complain.

Also, tomorrow is Friday. That means I can FINALLY catch up on my sleep. Ugh... This week has been pretty good, though, actually, minus the whole sleep deprivation thing.

Comments

Splash's picture

That guy is right, you know.

That guy is right, you know. Even your offline friends think you should ask her out :-)

~~~ the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses ~ e e cummings ~~~

Super Duck's picture

I know he's right! I'm just

I know he's right! I'm just soooo scared.

whateversexual_llama's picture

if you think she knows too

if you think she knows too much, why don't you tell her and find out for real!

do ittt

even just invite her to hang out outside of school, in a nondating way. who knows how much she'll tell you about what she DOES know outside of that french class. =P

Super Duck's picture

Wait, I'm confused... Do you

Wait, I'm confused... Do you mean IG or FCG? I said I thought IG knew too much, but your comment sounds like you mean FCG? Or maybe I'm just being dumb because it's super late

whateversexual_llama's picture

whoooooops that was me not

whoooooops

that was me not being able to read. *stupid*

ignore me.

you should still ask FCG to hang out outside of school tho.

cheese's picture

so wait....you like

so wait....you like FCG?
when the hell did that happen???? lol have i really been gone that long? holy shit dude.....XD

"i remember when you and me, how we used to be such good friends. wouldnt give me none, when all i wanted was some..."-jack johnson

Super Duck's picture

Since sometime around my

Since sometime around my birthday, which was in early November... So yeah, you've been gone a loooong time! Hahaha!

cheese's picture

wow....i have been gone for

wow....i have been gone for awhile O_O

"i remember when you and me, how we used to be such good friends. wouldnt give me none, when all i wanted was some..."-jack johnson