My mom made me go out to eat with her and her friends last night because all her friends were bringing dates and stuff and she didn't want to go by herself. (And bringing your daughter makes you less of a loser...?) Luckily, it was at the 2nd best restaurant ever. But she was being all, "Your skirt is too short! Wear tights with it!" when it's not too short, and it was making me super mad because she's the one who bought it for me. However, I had about a pound of pasta, so I'm not mad anymore.

Oh, Old Crush was so gross and weird yesterday! Why did I ever like her!? This other girl was talking about her food allergies, and Old Crush was intrigued.

Old Crush: So, what happens if you eat the stuff you're allergic to?
Other Girl: Uh, stomach problems. Let's just leave it like that.
Old Crush: OH, DOES IT AFFECT YOUR CRAP?
Everyone: ...
Old Crush: 'Cause that would SUCK! My favorite part of the day every day is coming home and taking a giant crap.
Everyone: ... what
Old Crush: It's my alone time! I love it! Sooo relaxing. It's when I use the internet too!

Why is Old Crush SO WEIRD? I mean, really! Nothing she says ever makes any sense at all. There is just nothing that makes sense about a super hot 18-year-old girl randomly blurting out the fact that she thinks shitting is fun. (Perhaps a fetish?)

Anyway, FCG randomly stated that sex burns calories, so she thought her friend who had tons of sex lost weight due to this. She also said this is the only exercise she could ever imagine wanting to do.

...Hey, FCG, I'm looking to lose about 10 pounds. ;D Hahahaha!

She was being super in-the-closet yesterday. Ugh. I am so tired of her closet! I've noticed something funny, though; she never says those kinds of things if she's talking only to me. But when, say, IG enters the picture, she's suddenly trying to prove her non-existent heterosexuality.

FCG was soooo obsessed with sex yesterday! She kept making masturbation jokes and stuff. She was also in hair-fetish-mode, of course. IG wouldn't touch her hair very much, though, which made her sad and a little whiny. Aww, I'd touch your hair, FCG! <3

IG was doing a LOT of attention-stealing today, and I just hate it so much when she does it. I don't even understand why she does it! She was a little mad at FCG today, but the freakazoid just ran up to her and hugged her anyway. FCG probably likes IG more than me, and that bugs me so much. IG has a boyfriend and isn't even attracted to girls! But IG isn't as lame as me, and she's not terrified of asking FCG for her phone number...

Okay, so the junior girls and I are currently NOT happy with the teacher who sponsors the school newspaper. Come to think of it, neither are the guys on the newspaper, but the junior girls and I are especially mad. Why, you ask? Well, she invited none other than Queen Whorebag to come and do stuff in our freaking classroom! Queen Whorebag cannot shut up, and she butts into EVERY conversation and makes it all about herself! Newspaper Girl and I eventually just stopped talking because she'd interject something stupid every 2 seconds.

Me: Newspaper Girl... Holy shit, Newspaper Girl. Look. It's bad.
Newspaper Girl: Yeah?
Me: I think the teacher just invited Queen Whorebag in here.
Newspaper Girl: OH GOD, NO!
Me: I KNOW, RIGHT?
Newspaper Girl: NO! I don't want her in here! Ughh!
British Girl: ((walks in))
Me, whispering: British Girl, look...
British Girl: Eww.

After she left, we RAGED at the teacher. We were not pleased. She kept telling us to be nice, and we do not like to be told we have to be NICE to someone like Queen Whorebag. We'll gladly ignore her and not say anything mean about/to her, but we will NOT go out of our way to be nice. I am not ever going to be NICE to anyone who tries to hurt somebody I care about.

Teacher: But we have to be nice to her!
Newspaper Girl: But SHE'S not nice!
Me: Yeah, why do we have to be nice to her? She tries to beat up people for no reason!
British Girl: And did you hear her? She never shut up!
Newspaper Girl: More like she never shuts her mouth... EVER. ;D
Me, British Girl, and One Guy: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Freshman Girl: I don't get it?
Teacher: You're all mean!
Newspaper Girl: No, Queen Whorebag is mean!
British Girl: If Queen Whorebag wasn't graduating, would you let her join the newspaper staff?
Teacher: Uhh...
Me: If you did, there'd be a riot for sure!

Ohhh, and it led to something bad. Haha. Well, in the hall after school, I saw FCG, and we started talking. Unfortunately, someone we really didn't want to hear us happened to be nearby.

FCG: Bye, Super Duck~
Me: FCG! Queen Whorebag invaded the newspaper room. It was awkward.
FCG: She's sooo awkward! ((pause)) And, uh, about 8 feet away from us, apparently...
Me: SHIT! I hope that wasn't too loud.

I don't really care if Queen Whorebag gets mad. I just don't want her to try to hurt FCG again. If she heard me, then she can just go home and whine to her friends about the meeeeean sophomore girl on the newspaper staff. I don't give a shit. But if she ever touches my freakazoid again... UNSTOPPABLE RAAAAAGE!