How to be Spiderman

12 February, 2011 - 2:54am — Super Duck

Today I went to the doctor since I'm still sick. He scared me because he said that if my medicine doesn't work, I'll have to get X-rays. :( Then, after that, I got some coffee (which was good but a giant mistake since I likely failed my chemistry test because I had to use the bathroom so badly) and bought a skirt. My mom let me stay out that long because we weren't doing much of anything for the first few classes today. I finally went to school at the beginning of 4th period. As I had figured, I didn't really miss anything. I got to see my algebra test from a few days ago, which I made a high C on. That's pretty good for me when it comes to math.

The seniors didn't have to wear their uniforms today. This is always delightful for me since that means tight jeans on all the hot senior girls. This part is actually relevant later, by the way. I am not rambling about girls with cute butts just to ramble about girls with cute butts! I saw FCG in the hall on my way to chemistry class. Yes. Just... Yes. It was a VERY good thing that I had to come back to school today.

So, yeah, the chemistry test sucked. I think I did it all wrong because I was more focused on the aftermath of my horrible decision of finishing my delicious coffee before coming to school. Finally, I was allowed to go to the bathroom, and a bunch of cheerleaders were in there. One was one of the girls who stole from my platter of cookies in my dream. Not cool! Also, why do these people feel the need to have an in-depth conversation while taking a piss? I don't understand.

Anyway, later I stopped in to get some homework from Mrs. History Teacher. This made me a little bit later to a certain class than everyone else was. When I walked in, FCG looked upset. Just wait 'til you hear why.

Me: FCG, what's all this about?
FCG: Apparently I look dirty and sloppy.
Me: What? No! You couldn't if you tried!
FCG: Well, that's not what the teacher said!
Me: WHAT?

She was wearing jeans and a t-shirt like nearly every other senior in the school. Her hair was fixed perfectly. She had on makeup. I completely and utterly fail to see how she looked gross. In fact, I think she looked really hot today. Also, what's a grown-ass woman doing randomly telling a 17-year-old girl with low self-esteem that she looks bad? Who the fuck does she think she is? And she says WE act too immature! She's the one picking on students! What a douchebag.

And teachers wonder why we hate school. Do you know why I hate school? I hate school because assholes like this terrible excuse for a woman are in charge of my education. I also think the American educational system is horrendously fucked, but that's another rant for another time. I am honestly appalled that a teacher would tell a student something like that. This put FCG into a not-so-great mood for the rest of the class period.

Me: Hey... ((lightly touches FCG's arm)) Smile! It's Friday!
FCG: After today, that's not good enough. :(
Me: Aww, FCG...

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12 February, 2011 - 5:22am — Dracofangxxx

SUPER DUCK USED ERUPTION

FOE TEACHER IS DEAD

You could do that

ALSO THANKS FOR GETTING ME SICK BECAUSE I STAYED HOME TODAY
HURRHURR

12 February, 2011 - 8:08am — Super Duck

FOE TEACHER WAS DEFEATED!

SUPER DUCK GAINED 1 FCG
SUPER DUCK GREW TO LEVEL 69

You're welcome! I didn't know I could transfer germs over the internet... Surely the government can use this somehow.

12 February, 2011 - 8:18pm — Dracofangxxx

SUPER DUCK LEARNED LICK

SUPER DUCK LEARNED LICK ATTACK

SUPER DUCK BAKES COOKIES.

Or maybe you got FCG sick and it traveled through Closetland and got T-rex sick and then got me sick

A COMPLEX PLAN WORTHY OF FREAKAZOIDS, MMYES?

But I don't even know. I have like, not even kidding, THE EXACT THING YOU HAVE. And nobody else I know has what you have D:

SO SOMEHOW... It had to be you! XD And yes, the government could use this... It would bring a whole new meaning to the term "Virus I got on the internet"

OH GOD PORN SITES WOULD BE SO DANGEROUS.

12 February, 2011 - 5:30am — loreonpravus

(fill in the blank)

(fill in the blank) __________ girls have astonishingly low self-esteem. I've probably mentioned this before, but I feel the need to reiterate this.

Oh my goodness. I walked into the washroom once, just answering the call of nature, and as I was washing my hands and fixing my hair in the mirror, these two girls walk in, talking loudly, and proceed to enter separate stalls, all the while continuing their conversation right through doing their business. Yeesh. It's just awkward.

12 February, 2011 - 8:29am — Super Duck

I know. :( I don't

I know. :( I don't understand why, though!

I also don't understand why that's necessary. D: When I'm using the bathroom, I don't WANT people trying to talk to me!

12 February, 2011 - 8:44pm — whateversexual_llama

thoughts on bathrooms

1. bathrooms feel private: even if you're talking to somebody and there are other people in the stall, it feels to the speaker as if she is talking to nothing but the walls around them.

2. bathrooms feel private in a different way: even if there are people in the stalls, talking to somebody about an important issue in front of a bathroom mirror feels better than talking about an important issue in the halls/a classroom. The walls may have ears, but other students have ears AND gossipy mouths.

3. urinary awkwardness is not universal: I, personally, can talk on the phone while peeing, pee with the door open at home, and talk about just about anything in a public restroom.

4. urinary awkwardness is something that people who don't have urinary awkwardness have absolutely no ability to fathom: because we are inconsiderate douchebarrels.

12 February, 2011 - 11:26am — ReinbowGrl

I find this funny because my

I find this funny because my best friend and I are those girls you are talking about. I have pee anxiety, so its best that I'm mildly distracted while in a public restroom. Or else somebody has to sing Twinkle Twinkle to me.

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I don't need company in the company of you. I don't need love, your love will do. And I've got you and you've got me and this is all you need. I don't need air, I don't need to breathe. I don't need rest, I don't have time to sleep.

12 February, 2011 - 8:13pm — Dracofangxxx

14 February, 2011 - 4:59am — Super Duck

Oh gosh I know! I imagine it

Oh gosh I know! I imagine it would be a thousand times worse if I were a guy, but I have a hard time going to the bathroom when I hear other people in there.