Amber Heard is ridiculously hot.

Super Duck's picture

Mmmm yes. She's so hot I think I died a little. I really wanted to link a more NSFW picture, but I won't do that to you lovely gay guys! Haha. I am currently soooo mad because I know for a fact that we have the movie Pineapple Express, but I can't find it anywhere. And did you know she actually likes girls? That gives me hope! (What, me, have a thing for blonde chicks? Now what on earth gave you that idea? Hahaha!)

I am in term paper hell right now. Who invented these things and why? I also have to read an entire chapter of history crap. I really hate the weekends now because my teachers just use it as an excuse to pile on a bunch of shit to do. And of course, a three-day weekend is even worse.

I have the house to myself this weekend. I am just sitting here in my bathrobe, procrastinating. Yeahhh! Well, actually, I just got dressed because I had to go outside and see about the whiny kitten that hangs around my house. I might go to my dad's house tonight, but I'm not sure if I really want to. I haven't wanted to go there since I saw that creepy TV show...

School was boring Friday. FCG wasn't there, so yeah, I was pretty damn bored. I wonder what she's doing right now. She has this weird friend that seems REALLY into her, and it's bugging me a little, even though she lives far away. But I'm totally hotter than the weird friend, so I feel slightly less threatened, which is pretty awful, I know! Um, I mean, although FCG has apparently known this girl forever, I have the added advantage of not living hundreds of miles away. Yeah.

I had my favorite food ever last night: shrimp tempura rolls! Yesss! Sadly, I don't really have anything to eat tonight. I'm sure there's something halfway edible in the freezer... Or I could just eat Frosted Flakes. Wait, damn, there aren't enough Frosted Flakes. Off-brand Cinnamon Toast Crunch it is, then! Wow, I really do need to learn how to cook and not just because FCG requires it. I just realized I've barely eaten today.

I'm currently watching My Strange Addiction. Some lady apparently eats couch cushions. I don't even understand how you'd do that... Makes me hurt just to think about it! And another eats toilet paper!

YES, GO, IG! Haha! She just removed the "not" from "not-boyfriend"! She has wanted this for soooo long! At least things are going right for somebody.

I've also been addicted to the bands Secondhand Serenade and The Maine lately. A lot of Secondhand Serenade's songs actually make me cry... I usually don't cry over songs, so I feel pretty lame!

Anyway, I guess I ought to get back to term paper hell. :( If I finish tonight, then I can read my history crap tomorrow. Ughhhh.

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niks121997's picture

Shrimp tempura rolls

They are excellent. Frosted Flakes are delicious too. I hear you on needing to learn how to cook- I'm at an age where it's pretty ridiculous.

Super Duck's picture

Shrimp tempura rolls are my

Shrimp tempura rolls are my favorite food of all time! I love Frosted Flakes but sadly we didn't have enough to make a full bowl of cereal... I do need to learn how to cook, but I'm mostly motivated to learn in order to impress a girl. Hahaha.

niks121997's picture

Well...

Regardless of the reason, you'll be better able to care for yourself, which is a win all around. :)

Splash's picture

Hey!

Super Duck, you have reached a new milestone: you attracted a spammer! (Actually, in between the links that tipped me off, it might have sounded wise or at least platitudinous had it been in clear English...)

Regarding Amber Heard, you caught the paragraph that said she was taken, yes? :-) Besides, you have an FCG to pursue. Any chance a hint that you like her would lure her a little farther out of Closetland/Narnia?

~~~ the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses ~ e e cummings ~~~

Super Duck's picture

I know, and it's a huge spam

I know, and it's a huge spam post too! Hahaha!

Yeah, I know... Haha, my first title for this was "Amber Heard is the second hottest girl on the planet!" The first hottest being FCG... :D I hint occasionally, but she never seems to understand.

epicfailure's picture

Hmmm I don't find Amber

Hmmm I don't find Amber Heard attractive...

Maybe you should give FCG a bigger hint;)

* Life spelled backwards is evil...now it all makes sense*

Super Duck's picture

DUDE

DUDE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Hahaha, kidding, kidding! To each their own :P

I probably should, but it's sooo scary to do that in front of our friends! I'm scared that IG or British Girl would notice.

Dracofangxxx's picture

Hey, as long as she doesn't want to poop in anybody's mouth

I am okay with her not thinking she's hot ;D

Super Duck's picture

HAHAHA! True.

HAHAHA! True.

epicfailure's picture

Haha sorry but blondes don't

Haha sorry but blondes don't attract me lol that means more for you;)

* Life spelled backwards is evil...now it all makes sense*

lacking_direction's picture

I fell for Amber Heard when

I fell for Amber Heard when she was in The Stepfather. Then she came out and my mind was blown. lol

Super Duck's picture

SHE IS SUPER HOT. I was

SHE IS SUPER HOT. I was shocked to find that she's actually a lesbian! It's soooo rare that anyone I think is hot ends up being non-straight. Haha.