Your DSI never runs out of charge, but it uses all the power from the surrounding area, resulting in rolling blackouts, and an angry mob shows up and destroys your dsi and your house and all your possesions.

I wish I had a boyfriend, or at least someone I could kiss.

No one escapes from life alive

Sorry, but your boyfriend happens to be 50, "straight", and married. Oh, and he's also somewhat dendrophile, so you guys always meet up secretly in the forest. :)

I wish that nachos just appeared whenever i wanted them like BAM

"pleasure is absolute, pain is relative."

You remembered to do your Latin project, but you forgot to write your name on it.

I wish that I was a professional lacrosse player.

your brother isn't loud in fact nothing is loud because you go deaf.

I wish I could meet a nice boy who loves me for me.

earth,wind,fire,and air. I may look bad but I don't care. I ride the wind and I feel the fire. to help you all is my one desire.

but when you try to take the shirt off, another takes its place.

earth,wind,fire,and air. I may look bad but I don't care. I ride the wind and I feel the fire. to help you all is my one desire.

the power goes out and you're trapped in the game for four days.

I wish I had the power to change into any animal I think of.

earth,wind,fire,and air. I may look bad but I don't care. I ride the wind and I feel the fire. to help you all is my one desire.

when the robo-henchman is caught outside in a thunderstorm, it goes beserk and kills several of your neighbors before being confiscated by the FBI.
I wish that I didn't get frostbite so easily.
(Oh, and guys? Don't use the Reply button; It just confuses everything. If each post is a new comment, it stays in order and doesn't get the words all crammed after a while. 'Kay, thanks!)
Anyway, the frostbite.
Wow.woW

you get so bored without anyone of even close intelligence you go insane and spend the rest of your days in a mental health rehabilitation center in NYC, where nobody ever visits you because they are afraid you'll kill them with your textbooks.
I wish my watch actually told the right time, instead of being 4 minutes 46 seconds slow.
Wow.woW

You know Daul Kim but then you are so impressed you know him you cannot speak in anything but gibberish.

I wish everyone was a grey blob.

I'm not really sure that one needs any more twisting, but... unfortunately, as you are a grey blob, there is no brain in your 'body'. Therefore you cannot think and appreciate the fact that you and with everyone else, is a grey blob.
I wish that my eyes didn't hurt.
Wow.woW

Granted, but then, although you can understand both animal and human speeches, you are not able to distinguish the two.

I wish I didn't always confess so easily.

Granted, but the only videos that actually show up are boring or arguements over political ideas, therefore driving you to wish that you weren't able to see videos on your DSi after all.

I wish I could get a tattoo.

~ It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.

one day at school a random person walks up to you and says "hi" and because you didn't get your feelings out on oasis you end up blowing up in the random persons face leaving that person in therapy for the rest of their life and a red stain on the ceiling that can never be removed.

I wish for a giant talking piece of chese (*^_^*)

When I’m in a pit I just pick up a shovel and dig my way out.
Until the giant teddy bear of doom jumps out of the wall and hugs me to death.
(*^_^*)

you manage time so well your left with tons of free time. your alone with your thoughts day and night, and you spiral into a deppression and end up drowning yourself in jello.

i wish i didnt have to see my friend make out with her boyfriend right in front of me (something she KNOWS makes me sad)

"A loving man and woman in a committed relationship can marry. Dogs, no matter what their relationship, are not allowed to marry. How should society treat gays and lesbians in committed relationships? As dogs or as humans?"

(In case you can't tell, I find this really fun.)
You don't see it because they knock you out with a punch to the head every time they're about to kiss. Eventually your brain is severely damaged and you wander around in a stupor for the rest of your life.

I wish that my pajamas were fuzzier.

So I'll grant both.
Insanity: Granted, but this girl lives in Siberia. To keep the relationship alive, you move there, and you both freeze to death.
Bi the Book: You do, but life gives you the automatic answer to everything that ever happens, well, everything that has an answer. Without anything else to try and find out in your life, you end up in the NYC mental health rehabilitation center, where kamkam kills you with textbooks.

I wish that my stepmom would just... move away. Forever. And forget all about me, and all of my contact information.

Granted! You can both cry at will and these crying feelings are gone. However, your brain devotes part of your cerebellum to controlling the crying, and you lose control of your legs. As a result, you now have to pathetically flop around everywhere using only your arms.

I wish she'd fall in love with me, dump that guy, and become my girlfriend.

Granted! You know, and... it's not.

I wish my father had married his girlfriend (the one codenamed Lily).

Since the annoying boy can no longer channel his annoying energy at you the energy starts building up untill one day 50 years from now the energy transforms him into The Darth Annoyer and he swears his annoying vengence on every one he ever knew starting with you.

I wish I had a super fat cat that could beat every one in staring contests

When I’m in a pit I just pick up a shovel and dig my way out.
Until the giant teddy bear of doom jumps out of the wall and hugs me to death.
(*^_^*)

granted. they don't notice your texting but they also don't notice anything else you do. you are completely invisible to them so when you have a question the don't answer it and in class the never see you so you get marked absent every day and you flunk out and have to repeat the year over and over and over again and they never see you so you never graduate.

i wish that i could have more genuine friends.

try not to regret anything...because at one point it was exactly what you wanted

your cheeks aren't red. instead you cheeks change color with your emotions.
blue-sad
red-angry
gree.-envy
pink-love
purple-embarrassed
and so one

I wish I could read people's minds.

earth,wind,fire,and air. I may look bad but I don't care. I ride the wind and I feel the fire. to help you all is my one desire.

Thing is, every member of the female sex chooses for it to never, EVER happen, without realizing that it's irreversible and makes them infertile. As a result the human race eventually dies out due to lack of reproduction.

I wish that my stepmother had an 'indoor voice' and used it instead of shrieking like Bellatrix Lestrange. (Or Helena Bonham-Carter if we feel like being picky... as we can't actually know exactly what the book-Bellatrix shrieks like... I digress. Like Bellatrix. Stop shrieking.)

Granted, but it's a doomed relationship that breaks your heart. Sorry.
I wish that there were more LGBT eBooks available for the Barnes & Noble 'nook'. It's the only place nobody asks me what I'm reading, but there aren't very many that are downloadable.

But you change your appearance so much, you forget what you origionally looked like and no one knows who you are anymore. You're forced to move away from your friends and family to start a new life, where you're caught and sent to jail for using a false identity, which is your real identity, but no one can tell because you don't look like that person anymore.

I wish I had a phone with a full keyboard and a touch screen.

~ It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.

granted. but every time you open the cap you get a loud, rude comment in your voice that starts with "HEY, YOU THERE..." so people think that you are talking to them and they get really offended and no one wants to be your friend anymore. so yes you have Chapstick, rude, loud, obnoxious Chapstick.

i wish my friend could sleep over tomorrow night!

try not to regret anything...because at one point it was exactly what you wanted