The chemistry teacher accidentally got some water on Old Crush's paper. Old Crush was NOT happy. She raged. It was pretty weird. Also, that idiot guy decided he didn't like his new seat, so he blocked my view again today. Ugh.

But today wasn't all bad! Why, you ask? THE FREAKAZOID! She actually came to school! Her hair was perfect today, and she wore her makeup! (She always complains about her face when she doesn't wear it but doesn't wear it a lot of the time because she's always late for school. She looks fine without it, but when she does wear it, it’s like OMG...) Oh, gosh, I might be a little biased, but she was absolutely irresistible today. I had a fit when I saw her. She barely even had one foot in the classroom when I stared talking to her. I was soooo excited, so I was talking INSANELY fast, and I had to slow down and repeat myself a bunch of times for her. Hahaha, do you think she could tell how badly she was missed?

I told her all about my awkward family moments over the holidays, and then I said, "Oh, and by the way, you are soooo pretty today. Your hair and makeup look great!" but the way it came out made it all sound like one word. I think she understood it, though, because she smiled and thanked me. Then, after class started, I think she caught me looking at her... She also thinks she needs to go on a freakin' diet! Is she crazy!?

FCG: I'm going on a diet!
Me: No, you're not!
FCG: But I need to!
Me: You look fine!
FCG: No, I don't...
Me: Yes, you do! Trust me!
FCG: Yeah, well, you haven't seen me in a swimming suit!

I didn't know how to appropriately respond to this because it made me imagine just that. I just kind of sat there all like, "Uhh..." for a minute. It was awkward.

Oh, that new guy changed his schedule. He didn’t want to stay in our weird, weird classroom. Hahaha!

I really need to finish my mountain of history homework, but I don't really want to right now. Eww, I hate history so much. My teacher has spent the past two days insulting our intelligence. I am so sick of it. We haven't even learned actual history for the past two days, just common sense crap. She spent the entire class today just blathering on about her stupid political beliefs and about how she loves “family values.” I thought teachers weren't even supposed to talk about their political beliefs.

But who cares about annoying history teachers when you have freakazoids?