Not that I mind. Randomness is entertaining. Just...
At dinner, my brother freaked out because 'That's AMERICAN cheese! I only want shredded kid cheese!'
That means mozzerella, for some reason it's been called 'shredded kid cheese' since the little boy could talk. Huh.
Then my mother stated, 'I have slippers on and you guys don't, so that means I'm wealthier than you.'
Then the Brother ran around attempting to steal the slippers.
Then we all sang along to the Advanced Step in Wii Fit, and that just doesn't make any sense.
Wow. My family confuses me. Ha.
Know what I find interesting? Nobody has mentioned the fact that I've been artfully avoiding using any of the Fated Pronouns: He, she, gaj, etc. 'Cause I was annoying Shelby to death with 'gaj'.
I still dislike the gender-specific ones.
So, helped by my stunning use of proper nouns and passive voice, I've avoided it altogether. You're all proud :)
Clueless frustrates me. Apparently now that random new girl that we've both taken a liking to now has been told everything Clueless knows. (See! Passive voice!) Without my permission or knowledge.
Clueless is a bad friend. Seriously.
I wish I could risk the wrath and extreme exposure that would come with a fight. As in, like, a friend-fight.
Other Friend caught me staring obsessively and blushing furiously at Bday today… and asked, 'Do you actually, like, LIKE Bday or are you just obsessed with her?'
Other… where have you been, exactly, while I've been babbling on and on? Would it be so hard for you to listen to ANYTHING I SAY?
I rolled my eyes and said, 'Not very observant, huh?' (Yes, I was annoyed and therefore obnoxious. Sorry.)
Other: 'Huh? Which is it?'
Me: 'Um… both?'
End of conversation. Wow.
See, Other is really way more clueless than Clueless…
They all need new names. Bah, whatever.As long as you undestand what I'm talking about.
I bought the Firework music video for the iPod today…it's so beautiful.
OK, the delirium begins, so…away!