Bunnies Are the Greatest Invention Since Sliced Bread

Super Duck's picture

There's this random guy in my French class now. Before he came along, it was all girls. I think we intimidate him because he sat super far away from everybody. (I wouldn't blame him, though! IG took one look at him and said, "Oh, yay, a guy! Now we can traumatize him with our super graphic rants!") Oh, and speaking of French class, my freakazoid wasn't at school! Ugh, I went to school today for like, no reason! I want to see her so freaking bad I might explode. I almost went crazy today! 2 weeks without a freakazoid is way too long. I was so counting on seeing her today... I'm sad! I just can't wait to see her until tomorrow, and I don't even have French early in the day! Ughh! However shall I make it that long!? What if she decides not to show up tomorrow too? I'll have to punch something.

And IG scared me so bad. When she noticed that FCG wasn't there, she said, "Oh, no, did she drop out of French this semester?" I swear I could've vomited when she said that, but then the teacher was all like, "No, she's just not at school," and I felt better, though that was still not a satisfactory answer. There were only two satisfactory answers: 1.) "She's late to class." 2.) "She's outside in her car wearing a sign that says, 'Merry (late) Christmas, Super Duck! I'm all yours! ;)' Oh, and by the way, Super Duck is excused from class today for being supremely awesome. I baked a circular purple cake with sprinkles in celebration of Super Duck's awesomeness, but it's also in FCG's car because I think she'd enjoy it more there."

Obviously one of those choices would be more satisfactory than the other, but nothing ever goes perfectly, so I included two possible options.

Speaking of awesomeness, I now have a class with the cutest cheerleader in the school. Sadly, I had to give up one of the best classes ever to do so. Stupid awesome class, only lasting a semester... But cute cheerleaders make it all better! Also, in chemistry, this stupid idiot guy changed seats, so I now have a completely unobstructed view of delicious Old Crush. Unfortunately, the chemistry teacher actually expects me to care about what she's saying, which was impossible before but is now SUPER impossible now that I can check out Old Crush without interruption.

I like girls too much. Hahaha!

Also, today I was craving s'mores. All I wanted to eat today was s'mores! But I thought there weren't any marshmallows, so I was sad. Then, suddenly, I looked in this green box, and it turns out that my junk food obsessed little sister got a s'mores kit for Christmas! YAAAAY! I was so happy. Sooo happy.

I hate school. :( After 2 weeks of being out of school, I had forgotten how much it sucks to wake up at 6 in the morning to go to a place you hate. Everyone I'm all, "Oh, I hate school!" to is all, "Oh, but this school year is half over!" in an attempt to comfort me, but it's really the least comforting thing ever.

Helpful Junior and I were proofreading the school newspaper today. (My school is small and boring, so we just have a really big newspaper every couple of months instead of like, a weekly one or whatever.) There was an article about that play FCG was in in November. There's even a picture of her! Haha! Aww, I miss that day. It was pretty great, especially that time after the play when everyone was leaving and she hugged me. That needs to happen again. Like... tomorrow or something. For real.

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loreonpravus's picture

You have been so blown out

You have been so blown out of the water by FCG. Weeeee.... that was my sound for a sinking boat getting pwn'd by a FCG missile.

Oh, in the extremely unlikely situation that you don't get your girl by the end of May or whenever, you should get her a custom, semi-creepy bobblehead of yourself! That way she'll never forget you!

Super Duck's picture

I know... :C I should!

I know... :C

I should! She'd NEVER forget me then! Hahaha! But I hope I do manage to get the freakazoid...

Meldiseus's picture

Ha ha

I like school and you don't
but seriously now
(^_^)HUGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!(^_^)

All for one, and one for all. Three Musketeers
Never give up, never surrender. Tim Alen in Galaxy Quest
Life is full of beginnings and endings, and right now I'm kinda in the middle. this is from me(^_^)

Super Duck's picture

Yay hugs :D

Yay hugs :D

funnyflyby's picture

Aw! I was kinda hoping...

Oh, never mind. Too late now, and it sounds kind of mean...
Hey! The bobblehead should have that creepy silky-plastic-type Barbie hair!
Wow.woW

Super Duck's picture

YES! She'd love that!

YES! She'd love that!

loreonpravus's picture

And she would touch "your"

And she would touch "your" hair ALL the time...

funnyflyby's picture

Precisely!

Wow.woW