I probably should've gone to school today since I didn't hurt too badly, but I only discovered this after waking up at 10:00... Oops! Anyway, yeah, I'll probably go tomorrow. I don't think I missed much since FCG's facebook status is that she feels bad; maybe she didn't go either. But she had better be there tomorrow!

So what did I do today? Well, mostly I ate oyster crackers (Holy fuck, those things are addicting!) and wallowed in feelings of inadequacy, but I also took my cat outside so he could sniff around in the now-melting snow since it barely ever snows here. At first, he kind of liked it, but then when I tried to put him down, he started clinging to my shirt like I was holding him over a pit of lava or something! Hahaha! So, needless to say, that adventure ended quickly. He's so cute. He used to be this evil biting machine when he was a kitten, but now he's just a big, fat, adorable lump.

I also charged my iPod for the first time in a while. I haven't updated the thing since I was 14. (I mostly just listen to music on my phone now since it's easier to put music on there.) I charged it a couple months ago but only went through about half the songs. Wow, I had a pretty awful music taste in the 8th grade. I hate like, half of these bands now. I am pretty glad to rediscover some of them, though, like A Change of Pace and Goldfinger. :D I also now have a new, more profound appreciation for Blink-182, but this song is kind of upsetting me...

Oh, my friend just texted me to say that we have the biggest shitload of history homework IN THE UNIVERSE. And there's a test Friday! AHHHH! I HATE MY LIFE! I really am upset now!

But screw history homework! I am going to take an amazing, hot shower. There are sooo many things I'd like to tell Mrs. History Teacher. Like this:

"Mrs. History Teacher, I believe that I should be excused from your class indefinitely because I have a rock in my internal organs, and that sucks ass. If you do not comply with my request to be excused, then I require two things to make my condition bearable. I require a caramel coffee and my freakazoid. I need whipped cream on both requested items. Thanks! Oh, and one last thing before I forget: YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FRENCH REVOLUTION AND SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE BECAUSE I HATE THIS CLASS WITH A BURNING PASSION!"

Ahh, I got carried away! Sorry. Anyway, yes, I'm off to take my shower. Bye, my fine Oasians! I have but one more thing to share tonight: