Turkeys Are All Part of a Vast Government Conspiracy

Super Duck's picture

Remember when I said I probably fucked up my math exam since it seemed so easy? Yeah, I got a C. (There was one A. Only one, and it was technically an A-. It was one of my friends. Even another one of my math genius friends only got a C+.) But I did get an A- on my French exam, which is miraculous since I've lost all ability to concentrate on anything that's not FCG in French class. I still haven't seen my chemistry grade yet... Don't really want to!

But that history. Oh, my god, that history. I barely knew any answers at all. Not even kidding. I took one look at the first page and said softly to myself, "SHIIIIT!" Most other people had the same problem, though. Luckily, the teacher didn't give us any homework over the holiday break! Not even an essay! That's so unlike her. It's over, though! No more exams! YES! I now have two weeks worth of laziness and relaxation.

Anyway, my annoying little sister is in looooove! She won't shut up about a little boy in her class, and last night at dinner, she announced to my dad and his girlfriend that she loved this little boy and was going to marry him, but she has to share him with her friend. Oh, wow.

When I was 7, I don't remember having any crushes except... Avril Lavigne... Hahahaha! I remember her first album came out when I was 7 or 8, and I thought she was soooo hot for some reason. Maybe I had other crushes too, but I don't remember them, and I wouldn't have known the word for my feelings anyway. I didn't even know there was an entire group of people who liked the same sex until I was around 10 or so.

I'm not allowed to tell my sister what gays are, so she thinks I like this weird guy in my history class. Whenever I tell her I don't, she just thinks I'm in denial, but I don't even like boys. He's really strange, and not in the good, freakazoid-ish kind of way. has no concept of personal space, overreacts to everything, and is one of those white guys who desperately wants to be Japanese just because he thinks anime is cool. I saw him on the way to the test yesterday, and I asked him if he was ready. He shook his head, reached out and randomly patted my back, and then walked off. What the hell?

Speaking of crushes, however shall I go two weeks without seeing FCG the freakazoid? I'll be sooo bored! I thought I was gonna die by the end of Thanksgiving break, and that was only a week! WHY do I like this freakazoid so much!? I've never been able to figure out why; I only know that I want to hug her and kiss her and touch her hair 'cause she loves that and... Maybe I shouldn't finish that sentence! Haha! Ohh, if I'm going through withdrawals because I don't get to see her for two weeks, then the aftermath of this school year is really not going to be pretty, now is it?

And since it's getting close to Christmas, HERE'S MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG! 8D It's not exactly, uh, G-rated, so be warned!

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funnyflyby's picture

Okay...

WHERE did you even FIND that?
Wow.woW

Super Duck's picture

What, my Christmas song? :D

I found it right as I became obsessed with Sweden almost a year ago. I couldn't wait for December again so I could post it somewhere!!!

loreonpravus's picture

To-do list...

1. Kidnap FCG
2. Run away to Sweden

Super Duck's picture

YES!!!

THIS is what I wanna do for Christmas!

funnyflyby's picture

Random...

My uncle used to have a Swedish girlfriend... gaj's name is Tune, pronounced Tuna. They broke up for some reason nobody will tell me about and Tune's back in Sweden. The end.
Wow.woW

Super Duck's picture

A SWEDISH GIRLFRIEND, YOU SAY!?

I want one of these, but I also want a FCG. (Or should that be "an FCG"? I mean, it stands for French Class Girl, but you wouldn't say "a F," you'd say, "an F." Hmmm.) Maybe I can have both!!! :D Oooh, or maybe FCG is part Swedish or something! I mean, she's tall and blonde, which are both stereotypically Swedish traits...

funnyflyby's picture

Well...

Just assume/pretend FCG is part Swedish and make sure you never hear any info otherwise. Turn a deaf ear!
How about 'the FCG?'
Wow.woW

niks121997's picture

Hahaha

I love this video.

Super Duck's picture

It's pretty great!

It's pretty great!

Punkish Insanity's picture

LOVE. THAT. SONG.

LOVE. THAT. SONG.

Super Duck's picture

IT IS AMAZING :D

IT IS AMAZING :D