I parked at an angle. Big mistake. I literally spent 10 minutes backing out this morning, and my cousin had to help me. I felt sooo stupid. Hahaha. It normally wouldn't be an issue, but my uncle's car was there today. In my defense, it was cold, and I'm having, um, womanly cramps, so it's okay if I fail at life a little!
We had to go get my sister from my grandma's family reunion thing. I luckily avoided going until then. That's my dad's side of the family, and my relatives who are visiting right now are from my mom's side. This will help explain the most awkward moment of my life in a minute.
So, we get there, and my grandma's sister is there. She's CRAZY. I am honestly a little scared of her. She hates--and I mean HATES--gay people, black people, and Democrats. If she actually knew me, she'd probably go apeshit crazy and try to murder me in my sleep, but she doesn't know me, so she goes overboard trying to say how much she loves me and stuff. It's really complicated. I try to stay away from her as much as I can, but unfortunately she saw me.
Grandma's Sister: SUPER DUCK!
Me: Ahh... Hi.
Grandma's Sister: ((HUG))
Me: Merry late Christmas?
Grandma's Sister: I love you. You are just so great. I never see you anymore.
Me: Well, I'm very busy because of school.
Grandma's Sister: IS THAT BOY YOUR BOYFRIEND? Oh, you FINALLY have one!
Me: WHAT? That's my cousin! No, I don't have a boyfriend!
It was so awkward. So. Freaking. Awkward. Not only is he my cousin, but I grew up with this guy! He's the closest to my age, so we visited that part of the family the most.
Some girl is telling FCG that last night was amazing and that they have to do it again. OH, HOLY SHIT. She always gets facebook comments like that, and of course, they're only from girls. Where does she meet these girls? I need to go there and be all like, "Hello, my lovely freakazoid~ ;D" when I see her! Then she'll get all those girls and probably invite me to go with her, and it will be epic! EPIC, I SAY!
FCG is sad again. :C Aww. Poor freakazoid. I think she needs a hug. Maybe when we go to the movies today I'll sneak away and go to the Narnia movie. There, I'll jump into the screen and go to Closetland. FCG is the queen of Closetland, so I'll easily find her and give her a hug! Yay!