So, this freshman guy sits with some of my friends and me at lunch. He mostly just talks to my other friends who are freshmen, and I've never said more than maybe two words to him. Well, he pissed me off. A lot.

I don't really know how we got onto the subject, but... Here we go:

Guy: If I ever had a gay son, I'd beat the living shit out of him, tie him to the computer chair, and force him to watch straight porn.
Everyone: What the fuck?
Freshman Friend #1: What if you had a lesbian daughter? Would you beat her?
Guy: No, but I wouldn't allow her to be one. I guess she could be bi in college or something, but only just for a little while... ((far-off, fantasizing stare))
Freshman Friend #1: Eww, you'd spy on your own daughter having sex!?
Freshman Friend #2: What if she was ugly?
Guy: Hmm, I guess she would be if she was a lesbian. I'd just beat her too, then.

What? WHAT!? Hopefully, he won't be invited back to our table. I usually just ignore him, but I was not nice to him after that. I always throw everyone's trash away, but I didn't even offer to take his. I hope his hypothetical future gay son beats him twice as hard if needed!

And his comment about lesbian = ugly made me rage. I don't think I'M ugly... Of course, I may be a little biased, but still! Am I short? Yes. Am I fat? Probably. Am I a loser? Hell yes. Am I ugly? NO! Ugh, I hate it sooo much when people think all lesbians are ugly.

Anyway, speaking of ugly, the teacher accidentally almost called FCG ugly. She kind of implied it. FCG was not happy, but I told her I didn't think she was ugly at all, which made her feel better a little. The teacher is so mean to her!

Oh, FCG did comment on a guy, but then she went off into this huge spiel about what she's going to make the person she marries do, and she used completely gender-neutral terms throughout the entire thing... She also grabbed at a girl's bra strap, tried to hold her hand, and called some girl I don't know cute. Give it up already, FCG! Out of the closet you go, my dear! Everyone is waiting!