Is a white pickup truck. I always see it parked in front of the athletic center. It has four bumper stickers:

1) "Republicans for Voldemort"

2) "Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church."

3) One Human Rights Campaign yellow "=" sign.

4) One University Football sticker.

I have never seen this person, but I'm pretty sure I want to marry them. I've been creepily lurking every time I pass it hoping to glimpse the owner. Fingers crossed that it's a gay guy. Either way I'm boned (HAH! Pun successful).

I have to get up at in four and a half hours for a quiz. Bad, bad Dave.