Helpful Junior was quite helpful today. She told me out of nowhere that two of the easiest girls in the entire school hooked up (with each other) a little while back. Unfortunately, neither one of them is very attractive, and I've heard they possibly have... uh... diseases, so it's not like I can just go ask one of them if they'll help me out! Then Helpful Junior said French Class Girl was gorgeous, which was just weird and not so helpful. What is it with people thinking FCG is hot!? She is sooooo totally not!
Umm, what else was interesting today? Oh, Old Crush was hot. I just wanted to shove her against the wall and... I'll spare the details. She just uploaded some facebook pictures of herself looking quite attractive, but FCG, not wanting to be outdone by her hot cousin, is attempting to look sexy in them too, so it's hard not to laugh. It's soooo hard to believe they're related; they don't even look the slightest bit alike. I'm not even exaggerating when I say they're like, complete opposites.
Oooh, speaking of FCG, today she said guys are "disgusting and have cooties." FCG, you can't say you still believe in cooties. There comes a point at which you just have to face it. You don't even have to say, "I never want a boyfriend because my gayness level is over 9000." You just have to stop being annoying. I really, really, really just want to go up to FCG and say, "You, my dear, are as gay as the day is long, and EVERYONE KNOWS."
My mom has been confusing lately. Last night, she said I disappointed her by being a scary atheist and didn't talk to me for an hour. Then she gave me an early birthday present, said she loves me, and now plans to wear purple on October 20. It's like she can't make up her mind.