Mmmm, school.

The sometime spazz's picture

I suddenly feel like typing something.
Anyway, my old crush sits behind me in french class. A little awkward, eh?
Yes, indeed.
I also have the same gym class and science class as her, along with her IDENTICAL TWIN SISTER.
Who is younger than that old crush by, I think, two minutes?
Anyway, let's give them some nicknames! :D
I'm going to call my old crush Twin 1, and her sister Twin 2.
Only on oasis of course. I don't think they would enjoy me calling them that... heh heh.......
Okay, moving on.
I think I might be a dog magnet.
Because whenever a dog just so happens to notice me, I get followed around by them.
That keeps happening in Science class.
My science teacher has at least one dog in the school with her so she can do hall duty and what not. She has poor eyesight and hearing. Plus, only one of her vocalcords are working, so she needs a mic so we can hear her. She mostly has this one dog around, named Coco. At least, I think that's how you spell it.
Coco keeps following me.
We were doing this science "lab", which is for today, looking at things aat taking notes about them. My group was me, Twin 1 and 2.
We decided to go to the middle of the classroom to check out this skull.
Coco came along and started sniffing us. Like yesterday.
I am nervous around dogs. Everyone in the class knows that because the teacher pointed it out the first day of school.
By reading my body language.
The teacher also said that the dogs can sense fear and saddeness, and try to comfort you.
Well, Coco just makes me more nervous.
I was chased by dogs before.
I was almost bitten by my aunt's dog.
Yeah, now dogs make me nervous.
Actually Coco doesn't make me that nervous.
Anyway, Coco was sniffing us, and I was awkwardly moving away from Coco, Twin 2 was trying to get Coco away from me.
So she was all like,
"No, go away, the sometime spazz doesn't like you."
FFFFFFFFFF hahaha, Now wait a moment!
I actually like dogs, a little bit.
They just scare me somtimes.
What she said made me giggle a bit, actually.
I just don't like it when the dogs get all up in my face, or try to climb into my lap, because then I'm all like ,''Woah! There's a living thing in my lap!!''
Yeah, pretty much.

I should do my homework now.
Goodbye.

Comments

ferrets's picture

hmmmm

i wish i knew twins that wernt mormons.

More people have been slaughtered in the name of religion than for any other single reason. That, my friends, that is true perversion.
-Harvey Milk

elph's picture

Huh?

I thought SDA and Mormons shared many of the same beliefs... No?

But... that aside, I'm confident that it's a very entertaining thought :)

jacjessen90's picture

ferrets...you're seventh day

ferrets...you're seventh day adventist? i never knew that....you learn somethin new each day.....

"to live a day alone, only THAT would be torture! An hour without you, only THAT would be death!" ~gomez and morticia addams
"look at him! i would kill for him! i would die for him! either way what bliss!"~gomez addams

ferrets's picture

yeah i am....

we didnt get our religion off of imaginary golden books interpeted from a hat by a prophet who dided in a gun fight. we dont have bishops that go around and "collect" titthe if they think you havnt payed enough. and we dont build those massive cathedral like churhces.

More people have been slaughtered in the name of religion than for any other single reason. That, my friends, that is true perversion.
-Harvey Milk

jeff's picture

heh...

I wouldn't get into a 'here's why their religion is silly...' debate since, well, they're all kind of silly.

Bill sums it up nicely on the Tonight Show from this week:

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"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

MacAvity's picture

I like those churches. I

I like those churches. I like most churches, actually. And mosques, although there are fewer of those. All those temples just have really nice architecture. I don't belong to any of them, though. The architecture's really the best thing about religions, as far as I can tell.