Salad fingers!!!!! Rusty kettles and spoons and....salad fingers scares me but I can't get him out of my head!!!!! My girl says salad fingery things and I shudder!!!!! So I just had the most amazing stereotypical lesbian sex of my life....not scissors! It's raining here and it has been for days. I um....think I hurt my neck spending too much time worshipping at the alter of my girlfriends pussy. Does anybody else remember -Ruby-? I do. I miss her take on things. Oh Oasians. I love you all. Super Duck and I are Facebook friends!!! I just don't think she knows exactly who I am. My girlfriend is facebook friends with Lacking_Direction. I love some of you even more outside the confines of our queer little band of...band of....band of brethren and sisthren? I always learn stuff from Jeff's facebook status updates. Guess what Oasians?? I have a beautiful cat named Scooter. The vet says he is heavy, not fat....but I think he's starting to shift from heavy to...obese. My lil chunkypunky kitty. He's beautiful.