i hate cats but i want one, either a black one (which goes with everything) or a ginger one with green eyes coz all my shit is red and green and they remind me of my boyfriend.
anybody here remember me? no..? good! fuckers.
beastiality's great, beastiality's great, stick your log in a dog

speaking of dogs my dog is came out of the closet, he's a gay bandit and a bottom, my baby's all grown up and taking it up the ass then stealing the other dogs money *sheds tear*

my boyfriend came over the other day after work and wanted to shower, takes his pants off and has the huggest fucking hole in his underwear, it's very clever i figure coz not only does it supply him with good ventilation, it also gives me quick access.

thunder, thunder, thunder, thundercats, hooooooooooooo!!!!
thundercats are on the move, thundercats are loose!

i think that if mark and i break up i'll still stay friends with his mum, she's really quite cool, and i love her fingernails and shnitzel, plus she thinks im pretty.

i pretty much love twilight, and i pretty much wish i was a vampire, but i think i'd be totally ok with drinking people's blood...i wonder if vampires can get orgasms?

my boyfriend has the worst taste in women, paris hilton, that's so cliche, that's like saying brad pit is the hottest man in the world

omg im so disappointed by the avatar the last airbender movie! they're clearly making a trilogy out of it or whatever, but what gives with the racial bullshit? prince zuko isn't a spoilt brat indian kid! and wtf with the white people as the southern water tribe?! seriously shit casting, seriously shit movie, only good thing is the effects and the general hotness of the guy from twilight (plays jasper) that plays soka....and the kid they picked for the avatar ....majorly hate, and wtf Ung? it's Ang, simple enough!! this is why you should never read the book or watch the animated series before seeing the movie. same dealeo with xmen

people with very small nipples scare me.

well got to go, night is falling and that means the roaches will soon be descending on my flat, so i have to barrakade, set chemical weapons along the perimiter or the flat, close all windows and block all pipes and get my squashing shoe ready for deployment at any time...see how hard it is to live in a warstricken country?! lucky for me im winning now, a few months ago they were skullfucking me while i was sleeping, they even tried to kidnap my boyfriend and coz of them he didn't sleep in my place for like a week! after the war im sooo taking them to international court for their warcrimes, my boyfriend is just an innocent citizen. nasty little brown fuckers...mwahahaha