Okay, so last night I had this dream where I saved TotalGeek's BUTT. (Which doesn't make much sense because he's the one with Martial Arts experience... But it's a dream so..) And then, after waking myself up in order to write it down. (That's literally why I woke up.) I had ANOTHER dream about it... It was like, the overdone, poorly written sequel... With whales. Angry ones.
Dude. I think you owe me. (TotalGeek that is. For the rest of this entry just assume 2nd person pronouns are talking about him.)
Nono, I'm serious. I put myself in harm's way over you, waaay more than once. Sure, it was a dream and nothing would have actually happened to me, but I didn't know that at the time. :P
You were my adoptive monkey-brother in my dream too. Haha. Apparently I was abandoned as a baby so your monkey-mother took me in, and we grew up together. You were only a monkey as a baby though, you grew up into the way you are now. Go figure. Being a monkey person made you able to tunnel through walls using incredible eating powers and pool sticks (I couldn't make this stuff up... Not while conscious anyway.). The pool sticks were very important, I remember one of yours broke so I had to hand you another one so you could make your escape. But I wasn't part-monkey, so I couldn't do that tunneling business. Towards the end of the first dream I realized I was dreaming though, and I sprouted a third, etheral-looking arm from my back and was like "THIS IS MY DREAM. DON'T MESS WITH ME."
In my was really emotionally distressing though... I make it sound silly here but all of this stuff was serious business in my dream... And some crazy shit went down... I could go more in-depth. (I did write it down after all, but not the crummy sequel.. Because it was crummy.) because I haven't really said anything about what happened... But I'm not sure if I want to.
So I'll just leave you all with this. :P