Seriously, is it just me, or could it be that NOBODY IS POSTING JOURNALS. Gah. I realize that it must sound like I'm angry, but I'm not. Just very, very bored. If all goes as planned, that word should be italicized. Yippee.

I've been stuck on my go'ram bed since monday, puking, and other stomach ailments. That's not true, actually; I've spent plenty of time on/around the toilet, and we did actually leave the house. I got to got the ER.

BUT I haven't puked recently so I shouldn't complain.

I always thought that I didn't have a type: thick, thin, old, or young, I find a variety of men attractive. But I just realized I totally have a type. Blonds. Typical, right? And it's not like I don't find others hair colors attractive; it's just that, in my life, I can only think of four blond men I didn't find attractive*.

I hate people who speak with authority and don't know what the hell they are talking about.

Dumba$$ art teacher: "People find darker eyes attractive because the increase in contrast appeals to our aesthetic senses"

No, you fat cow, some people find darker eyes attractive because female's eyes dilate slightly when they are horny. Besides, nobody even proved that it was a universal fact that darker eyes where more attractive.

Besides, what do you mean by our "aesthetic senses" anyway? Is that even a thing? Do people from your planet have tiny antennae that just "sense" beauty?

Fun fact: That happened when I was a sophomore in high school, and I have no idea why I am remembering it now.

*This really only pertains to natural blonds. Bleach can be nice looking, I think it's the eyebrows that get me. Who knows.