Know what I decided?
I fucking hate my birthday.
More people have been slaughtered in the name of religion than for any other single reason. That, my friends, that is true perversion.
I don't hate your birthday, without it I wouldn't get to post this message of encouragement!
Aha, meta-humor! I made a meta-funny!
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