Odd Mood

Just Dave's picture

So I've been watching one of those series of discussions about "Can religion and homosexuality co-exist?!?!", and really, I don't see the point of discussing it.
Yeah, the bible explicitly states homosexuality is wrong, but since when has religion made any sense anyway? There are contradictions in there already, so I don't see why they can't just throw in another one and call it a day.

Here's a rather uninteresting bit about my personal life: this weekend I went camping with my father, my sister, and my dad's married friend, who kept acting like he was hitting on me. It was terribly awkward.

"Heya, Dave, you don't seem to talk that much"

"Heh, I must not have that much to say"

"That's okay; I just love how quite you are"

"Uh, ok"

"Hey, you're not setting up your tent, are you?"

"Yea-"

"Oh, you don't have to; I was going to let you sleep in mine"

"Hehe, no, It's fine"

"Seriously; it's no big deal..."

Except that it kind of was a huge deal because his tent was frickin tiny. Seriously, I've seen sheets with more fabric than that thing.

Other than that, my life is void of love interests. That's actually a blatant lie, but it's late. I'll type about it later (note to self: keep it vague when making promises).

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elph's picture

Regrettably, I'm Obliged...

...to agree with your assessment. Either you're irresistably attractive or your father's friend is not completely open. Of course, it could be both!

Another very distant possibility comes to mind: Could it have been a set-up maliciously designed by your father and/or sister?

jeff's picture

Hmm...

As much as I enjoy reading fiction, I rarely let it influence how I live my life.

And if someone is looking for some brokeback action, probably best if it not happen one tent away from one's father.

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"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

Just Dave's picture

Yeah,

@elph: I really suspect it has more to do with his closeted status. The only people I seem to appear attractive to is teenage girls, which is inconvenient to say the least.

Also, I know it wasn't my dad; I think he's still hoping, despite what I say to him, that I'll come home from college with a girlfriend.

@jeff: Well, think less Jake Gyllenhaal and more Danny DeVito and you've got it. I'm turning into a bitch, aren't I?

jeff's picture

Well...

Just because you're gay, doesn't mean you want to be fucked by Danny DeVito. Especially Brokeback-style, with Heath just using spit for lube.

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"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

Just Dave's picture

I agree that

it certainly does not mean I would like to get intimate with anything with a dick. Please explain this to my friends.

"You should go out with Bob"

"Uh, would you go out with Bob?"

"Well, no. But you're gay"