I have such a headache right now. (They seem to be really common lately. I am also occasionally having pains in my neck, so maybe that's related.) Still, I am laughing my ass off at French Class Girl. She had "If you like this status, I'll tell you why I hate you" as her facebook status, and one of the girls she is OBSESSED with liked it. I am contemplating liking it. I wonder what she would say to me? x3 Probably something along the lines of "I hate you because you always told me it's okay to be gay! Also, you are a dirty liberal, and your mom is hot!"

Either that, or she'll bring up the time I had a nice little internet flame-war with her and won by a landslide.

Hahaha, she is trying to make herself seem so straight in the post for that girl she likes. Wow, French Class Girl. Wow.

"I hate you because you never got me a hot boyfriend!"
((Translation: "I hate you because you're cool and therefore way out of my league, so you haven't let me fuck your brains out, you sexy, delicious woman!"))

Oh, FCG... Such a mess, as always.

MY MOM LIKED IT! AHAHAHAHAHA! I am so liking it! Okay, I just did. Waiting for her response now. Oh, my god, I can't wait. I am seriously in suspense here. If she gets offline, I'm killing her. I CANNOT SLEEP UNTIL I LEARN WHY MISS CLOSET CASE HATES ME! Oh, my god, I'm dying here...

Awww, FCG told my mom I'm "like Einstein, but with the definite exception of math!" How... sweet? Is that a compliment or not? I'm not entirely sure.

FCG hates me because I was smart in French and drew a picture of her as an octopus monster once because she pissed me off. That's a hell of a lot tamer than what I expected! Wow, couldn't she do better? I've been so mean to her before! (Which I kind of feel bad about, but it was pretty hilarious.) Hahaha! She could AT LEAST mention all the times I've told her to embrace her gayness! Or perhaps the time I yelled, "GOD, FCG, YOU AND YOUR HAIR FETISH!" in a crowded school gym. Or the fact that I post about her being French Class Girl the Famous Self-Hating Lesbian With a Creepy Smile and a Fetish For Hair on the internet every da-- Wait, she doesn't know about that one, and hopefully she won't!

Anyway, yes. Crazy FCG is crazy.

My friend got out of the hospital yesterday, but then she had to go back... So yeah, I'm definitely worried about her. :(

Also, today I met one of the girls FCG likes. She is the one that caused FCG to say, "Indian girls like ((that girl's name)) are sooooo pretty..." She was really nice, but she made me scared of chemistry class next year. D: Says it's the hardest class ever.