Just got back from a foam party. Crazy shit man. I've never had so many weird things happen in one night.

First thing. So my ex was there. He wants to make me jealous because I dumped him after I knew he cheated. I know this because for a whole year he kept 'trying' to crash the parties I'm at just to do that. I know, how petty.

So tonight he kept trying to dance near me so I 'might' see him (there are at least 700 people there tonight... so it's not easy to spot people). Then at 3am or something he brought this short fat girl and hooked up with her like right-in-front-of-me in this empty space (which makes it REALLY obvious). Guess what, I played the bigger man and decided to say hi. He seemed so shocked. We actually had a 'nice' conversation. I even asked him about the 'guy' he cheated on me with. I said hi to the girl too. He left the club afterwards. Probably after he realised he's such a loser. It shows his whole presence there trying to 'upset' me just makes me feel like he's not over me yet.

Another weird thing. I saw my other ex's ex. We are on good terms. He has a boyfriend (or I assume he still does). We punched each other's shoulder for a while... (how we got each other's attention cause the music was loud) but then he started dirty dancing with me. It was so odd. I told him he should stop because 'it confuses me'. He walked off afterwards.

I had at least three girls -obviously- hit on me tonight. I've never had this much in one night. One of them was twenty-four and kept buying me drinks and then kept talking about her 'girlfriend'. I thought that was pretty cool until she wouldn't let me go and literally tried to drag me away to her apartment with her 'girlfriend' (It would've been a straight guy's dream lol!). I had to pretend I had a girlfriend (with my friend who works at the club - so that I couldn't leave), and when that didn't work I 'pretended' I was gay with this random guy I just met (who was real cool). She was NOT impressed. She swore at me. She tried to drag me up the stairs. Apparently I look like a player. I WAS SO DISTRAUGHT I CRIED AFTER SHE LEFT LOL.

And I met this really hot guy tonight, Simon. My friend thought he was gay. But apparently he says he has a really hot girlfriend. We talked for so long - and he keeps saying we should 'really hang out some time'. He keeps flicking his hair. We went outside for a smoke and had a good chat, he keeps smiling but he was really high. He gave me his facebook (he lost his iphone). I think he's straight. But when he left, my female friend was like 'wow I got nothing man he was looking at you the whole time'. I'll see what happens, he goes to my university.

I also spent a lot of money. My hair's all full of foam. I'm wet as fuck. It's 5am, I need to go to bed. Crazy night. Oh, and Dan stayed up and texted me at 4am. He is a sweetie. I don't know what I want.