Translate something, then translate it back into English- that usually gender-bends a lot of stuff 'cause masculine and feminine nouns and stuff are different. Either way, it's really fun reading something ridiculously grammatically incorrect.

"Hello, my name is Thomas and I like waffles. The preponderance of heterosexuals in the general populations is an alarming one to me. However, I seem to always find consolation in the waffles which were mentioned already. The food thereof is especially tasty with butter and syrup."

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"Hello, my name is Thomas and my pancakes. Heterosexual and one of the highlights for me. But comfortable pie always seems to be identified. His food is delicious, especially with butter and syrup."