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14 February, 2010 - 8:25am — Super Duck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

I looked damn good today. Yeah, I've never said that before in my whole entire life and probably never will again.

I just got back from going out to eat with my dad and his girlfriend. There was this cute waitress, and she had the same name as me, and she gave me a flower! Well, actually she gave everyone in the restaurant a flower, but I feel more special saying that she gave me one. I was spared from going to the awful place, but I didn't escape the awkwardness. In fact, my dad multiplied the awkwardness factor by 9000 when...

((dad's girlfriend asked me about school))

Me: Oh, it's... No, let's not even lie. I hate it.
Dad: Super Duck's little friend went back to [awful place], so she never wanted to go to school ever again.
Me: Thanks for that, Dad. :|

Ew, Valentine's Day. I've never been fond of Valentine's Day, probably because I've never had anyone to spend it with. I'm really glad it's not on a school day this year. Ugh, I will never get a girlfriend. :( I don't wanna be the 40-year-old virgin, but I so will.

Also I am feeling artistic, but I have nooo idea what to draw, which makes me a sad Super Duck.

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14 February, 2010 - 8:33am — fox333

Draw meeee! lol. Wow. I was

Draw meeee! lol. Wow. I was actually sad before I read this!

I swear to the Lord, I still can't see, why Democracy means, everybody but me.
- Langston Hughes

14 February, 2010 - 8:36am — Super Duck

I would, if only I knew how

I would, if only I knew how to draw people. :p

14 February, 2010 - 8:38am — fox333

Its easy. Draw a circle.

Its easy. Draw a circle. draw two smaller circles (eyes) and a line. ta da! like so O oo _

I swear to the Lord, I still can't see, why Democracy means, everybody but me.
- Langston Hughes

14 February, 2010 - 8:47am — Super Duck

LIKE THIS?

LIKE THIS? 8D

http://i49.tinypic.com/5pgav8.png

14 February, 2010 - 7:12pm — fox333

Exactly :D I swear to the

Exactly :D

I swear to the Lord, I still can't see, why Democracy means, everybody but me.
- Langston Hughes

14 February, 2010 - 10:07am — cheese

WHAT 9000!? im sure you wont

WHAT 9000!?
im sure you wont be a 40 year old virgin, and you'll find some one sooner or later. maybe it's just not the right time right now. everything happens for a reason ya know.
and btw im freezing my ass off just so i could comment your journal..... :D

"chhhhhikinnnn stewwww. i have no idea what is wrong with me O_O im sorry if i offend....not really."

14 February, 2010 - 10:24am — Super Duck

Yes, 9000. :p I dunno, I

Yes, 9000. :p

I dunno, I guess it's because I'm so socially awkward that I'm afraid I'll never be able to get anyone... or something... I can't really explain it.

14 February, 2010 - 11:14am — Miidahli

We both know that flower was

We both know that flower was for you. :)
V-day is about as special as you want to make any other day honestly, it's a silly thing. You'll find someone, don't fret over that, you're still young. :)

I don't know how game you'd be, but if your dad doesn't mind saying things about you you wish he wouldn't, maybe you should do the same about him ("We all know about your secret Rogain!" D:). :B

14 February, 2010 - 7:35pm — Super Duck