A letter I wish I could have sent to my homophobe "friend" a long time ago

swimmerguy's picture

Dear Emma,
I'm fine if you're religious. I'm fine if you say those views openly in front of me. I'm confident if I was in a Christian family, I'd probably be Christian. However, I'm not okay when you're stupid.
You have said yourself that your priest says from the pulpit homophobic things, that gayness is a choice, and all that jazz.
And he has a right to it. And he should.
But, I really wish that before you just accept it as gospel, maybe think "Why?".
Why are gays so horrible?
Why would they make this choice?
Just THINK, just for a second. There a few things wrong here.
1. Why would I make any choice like this, if there are people like you ready to not accept me JUST from the moment it gets mentioned I'm gay?
2. One thing I cannot STAND is YOU telling ME that the way I live is a choice. Your priest says so, but how would he know? He has to have been gay at some point. Made that choice of his own.
3. I think gays have a LOT more reason to hate straight people than vice-versa.
4. You say it's unnatural, but isn't that just a matter of perspective? There are tribes that happily practice cannibalism, and they believe it as natural as the birds and the bees.
5. What has changed about me from the moment you learned I was gay? Nothing. Just your perception.
Finally, 6. why does IT FREAKIN MATTER TO YOU WHAT WE GAY PEOPLE DO ON OUR OWN TIME IN OUR OWN PROPERTIES? WHY DO YOU CARE AT ALL?

So, please, try to THINK before just accepting things right out of other people's mouths.
Chad

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Dracofangxxx's picture

Dear Chad; Shut up! You're

Dear Chad;
Shut up! You're so stupid and weird!

-Emma.

Aaaanyways.

You should say this to her, because I can't stand seeing her being so mean to you :C It makes me wanna smack her around...
-
Always hold your head up high
If you don't, you'll never see the face of your killer.

swimmerguy's picture

There's a reason I haven't

Sometimes I can't stand her, but irrationality is irrational for a reason. She truly believes everything she thinks, and so I can't touch her, and it's a waste of energy to try.
I think just the fact of her knowing a gay person, me, that doesn't conform to all her stereotypes is about the best thing I can do right now.

Hai-kus are ea-sy
But some-times they don't make sense
Re-fridge-er-a-tor

elph's picture

What a Waste...

...of a brain: a one-way door opened to it only briefly on Sunday (Friday or Saturday for some)!

"She truly believes everything she thinks, and so I can't touch her, and it's a waste of energy to try."

So true! The reasoning areas of the brain have suffered atrophy.

A mutual friend commented on a similar experience... just yesterday!

Religions have the potential to be a positive force: to enlighten mankind. Regrettably, most have been co-opted for ulterior purposes...

ferrets's picture

dear chad....

your letter was A. good and B. slightly arousing. meet me in bed tonight ;)

-ferrets

if your ever super sad, just rember, you could have been a blowjob.

elph's picture

What a dream...

...but you did take proper peremptory precaution (alliteration totally accidental) before sleep... I trust?

Dracofangxxx's picture

Hey, hey, hey, save it for a

Hey, hey, hey, save it for a PM, boys.

But while I'm at it, I'll just do this...
*shakes my fist angrily* get a roooooooom! XD
-
Always hold your head up high
If you don't, you'll never see the face of your killer.

ferrets's picture

haha

nu uh! were going to put our hot gay sex allll over oasis. haha i wish!

if your ever super sad, just rember, you could have been a blowjob.

elph's picture

We wish to retain this treasure - Oasis!

Hone your skills in subtle ambiguity...