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The Super Duck is getting sick yet again. :( She also may have done badly on her French test, and that is unacceptable because her average is only two points ahead of French Class Girl's. Super Duck must beat French Class Girl, who is making a big deal out of it, or the world just might explode.

At least I'm amazing at English tests... And no, it has absolutely nothing to do with the attractiveness of my teacher's daughter, whom I would greatly enjoy meeting! It has been like this since way before the teacher foolishly showed my class the picture of the daughter. But seriously, though, I get extra credit on like, every test ever. It's insane. Today was no exception. I don't understand why she likes my answers to the essay questions. I slop a bunch of bullshit down in the answer blank and make it sound poetic. It works every single time.

Remember that new girl? She hasn't even been in school a full month, and she is already getting in with the wrong crowd! She sat with Irritating Girl in biology today! Oh, the horror! I don't understand; she seemed so sweet and normal. D:

Hey, new girl from biology class... Irritating Girl's a bitch! Don't talk to her!

Speaking of Irritating Girl, she is apparently involved in some hilarious drama. There was this guy in my English class last year, and he was a fucking douchebag-zilla for the first half of the year. He sat by me and tormented me every day. Eventually he came around, though, and we are kind of casual acquaintances now. Like, if I see him, I'll wave, but I won't even think about going to talk to him. He failed out of Honors, so I don't see him around too much these days. Anyway, he's dating some girl now. The aforementioned girl and Irritating Girl are fighting over him! HAHAHAHA! Apparently he had told Irritating Girl long before he got a girlfriend that he might go to a dance with her because she had asked. Well, now he has the girlfriend, whom he wants to take to the dance, and Irritating Girl is sooooo mad! I hope he takes his girlfriend, just to stick it to ol' Irritating Girl. After all, she could always just go with French Class Girl! Yaaay, problem solved!

Haha, oh, French Class Girl... I saw her interact with that senior she might like. I passed the both of them in the hallway while going to history class, and French Class Girl grabbed the senior girl and was all like, "HEYYY~!" I didn't catch the senior girl's response. :(

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A man is educated and turned out to work. But a woman is educated and turned out to grass.
Pearl S. Buck