Oh gosh I am so tired today.

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So today, good ol' French Class Girl, empress of all closet cases, made fun of me for being a lesbian. Oh, the irony... She also announced to the entire class that she thinks I actually like it when she bothers me, and that I only tell her to stop so she'll do it more. Um, how about no? Then she decided that this super homophobic girl was my girlfriend because she has a "gay name."

French Class Girl, you asshole, thanks for reminding me that I am alone and don't have a girlfriend! But guess what? You don't either, Miss Closet Case! (Unless, of course, either Irritating Girl or that senior you seem to like is hiding something too... ;D)

But, it really got me thinking. How can a name be gay? I mean, I guess you can come to associate a name with someone who's gay or something. I mean, I think French Class Girl's name is uber gay, but that's only because I am reminded of her when I hear it. Still, I don't think a name itself can be gay. What do you guys think? Is there like, a secret list of names just radiating gayness that we should all change our names to? :p

The substitute English teacher hates Irritating Girl. It's great. Haha, dang, I don't think I want the real teacher to come back! Seeing this guy completely and totally shut Irritating Girl down every chance he gets is just too good. He's kind of an asshole, though... He's convinced that everybody except himself is stupid, and he talks to us like we're shit on the bottom of his shoe. Okay, actually I kind of miss my real English teacher, now that I think about it. He's a stupid fuckbag, and it's really only funny when he's being mean to Irritating Girl. And even then I guess he really shouldn't, even if she IS irritating. D:

I am really sick of daily French quizzes. :( I need to go study.

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TotalGeek42's picture

My stepbtoher's convinced

My stepbtoher's convinced that all gay guys have interesting names of some sort... like elton john, yaknow, with elton and all that.. It's kinda funny, actually.. xD

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Super Duck's picture

Hmm, perhaps there are gay

Hmm, perhaps there are gay names after all? o:

Wolfcry's picture

lol, well I useualy go by

lol, well I useualy go by Japer, Tobi, Jack, or Tidus. Very special people can call me Eversor. ALL OAISIANS CAN CALL ME EVERSOR! YOU ARE ALL SUPER COOLIEO AWESOME PEEPZ!

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625539's picture

i don't know, i think it's

i don't know, i think it's that once you find out someone is gay, you sort of associate their name with homosexuality in your head, i suppose? and then names seem ''gay''.

and that girl, is probably so deep in the closet she's finding christmas presents. (X

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Yeah, I think that's how it

Yeah, I think that's how it works too.

Oh, French Class Girl is far beyond the Christmas presents. She's probably in Narnia right about now.