Super Duck got into soooo many arguments today with her asshole classmates and one total douche of a teacher who has been out to get her since eighth grade anyway. :( This has lots of like really strong language and stuff, so... yeah.

I hate this guy at school. He and his buddies (which includes Violent Kid, of course) are always making fun of gay people, and today I told them to stop.

The guy: Why? Only gays get offended, anyway.
Me: That's not true. Straight people who aren't total douchebags also generally tend to be appalled at your bigotry.
The guy: Nuh-uh. You have to be gay to be offended by homophobia.
Me: Why?
The guy: Well, it's kind of like how you have to be black to be offended by racism...

This caused a giant outburst of WTF from everyone in the surrounding area. Wow, he knows absolutely NOTHING. I just can't even... wow. My brain was still aching from that one hours later.

Then, in history class, we were doing a group project. I got a crappy group and a topic that seems to be lacking in sources of information. My group gathered as much info as we could and could do no more, so we were done. Our teacher, who, if you recall, hates me, came over and told us that we didn't do any work at all. Wow. I calmly presented her with my two pages of facts.

Me: Look here. Look at these.
Teacher: Um... THAT'S NOT ENOUGH. GET MORE.
Me: Well, I would if I could. We could barely find any relevant information, and most of it was the same things over and over again.
Teacher: KFJLSDJKFJ WELL YOUR PROJECT CAN JUST BE DUE SOONER! >:C

...Like there's anything I can fucking do about it. I can't make the allowed books and websites magically display more information. And you know what? She can hate me all she wants because as soon as I walk out of that classroom for the last time in May, I will never have to take her bullshit ever again.

The second that class ended, I ran out of the room, told the nearest person that I hated my stupid fucking bitch of a history teacher, then stormed off to cram for a French quiz.

Speaking of French, French Class Girl is convinced that facebook is serious fucking business. Well, you know what they say...

My liberalness also offends her. It offends her greatly, in fact. It offended her so greatly today that we had a staring contest. I can't remember who won. She also does not know the difference between "their" and "there," and she was pissed because Irritating Girl took a mental health day. How sad.

Biology class was where the main arguments occurred, though. First, I got into a religious debate! Oh joy! This really dumb bitch was hating on pretty much every religion except her own, which is fundamentalist Christianity. We have this huge, longstanding rivalry, so I couldn't help myself when I said...

Me: What? You're a Muslim?
Girl: WHAT?
Me: You heard me!
Girl: Well, if I'm one of THOSE, then you are a Christian! JESUS-LOVER!
Me: What? You're an atheist?
Girl: You're a stupid atheist/agnostic thing.

(Wow, one of these schmucks actually knows what an agnostic is! Good job!)

Then, this other guy decided to butt in.

Guy: AN ATHIEST, YOU SAY?
Me: Well, technically I--
Guy: WHAT MAKES YOU NOT BELIEVE IN GOD?
Me: I find the idea of a god to be highly, highly improbable. It's not that I have a solid disbelief in one, but rather a lack of belief.
Girl: AGNOSTIIIIIC!
Guy: What created the universe if God didn't?
Me: Well, I don't know how the universe got here. No one does. But really, I must ask... Who created God?
Guy: Uh, he always existed.
Me: Why couldn't the universe have simply "always existed," if that is acceptable proof?
Guy: Because that's impossible!
Me: But HOW did God appear?
Guy: He made himself?
Girl: UGH SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU. You're annoying.

Then the girl and I got into another... conversation. She was calling EVERYTHING gay and hating on us and stuff.

Me: Don't be a homophobe.
Girl: I'm not a homophobe. I'm not scared of gays, I just hate them.
Me: So you're a... homohater?
Girl: Yeah. I hate them all except for my gay hairstylist.
Me: You have a gay hairstylist?
Girl: Yes, and I love him!
Me: But you hate gays?
Girl: Yes.

Our conversation stopped until she started up with the "gay" insults again.

Me: You know that "gay" is a really crappy insult, right? Being gay isn't a negative thing.
Girl: Yes it is! It's unnatural!
Me: You know what else isn't natural? Computers.
Girl: Um...
Me: Well?
Girl: HAHAHAHA YOU'RE GAY!
Me: Wow.
Girl: GAY! GAY! GAY! GAAAAAY!
Me: I am not offended.
Girl: YOU'RE A GAY HO!

...I suuuure do love my teachers and classmates, don't you? D8