My rival is an asshole.
I have a rival. She is friends with Irritating Girl and her ilk. Some days, my rival and I are friends, and some days, we are practically killing each other. Currently, we are enemies.
My rival thinks it's totally possible and acceptable to "beat the gay" out of someone. She also believes that they'll become perfectly straight after said beating. Um, no. Sorry, but I'm not going to suck dick. Ever. Not even if you beat me to within an inch of my life.
Still, when she told me she condoned beating up gays, I was floored. Sure, she's a homophobic little bitch, but REALLY? What shocked me even more was that someone even agreed with her!
Me: What is WRONG with you? Suuure, let's beat up someone for not living the way you want them to! Perfectly reasonable!
Her: Well, being gay is wrong. Haha!
HAHAHAHA fuck you.
Humanity makes me weep.
Something epic did occur today, however. Irritating Girl and my rival were giggling at my being gay. I smiled and said to Irritating Girl, "You know... I really don't think you have room to talk," referring to French Class Girl's raging attraction to her.
She freaked out and yelled, "Um, EXCUUUUSE me?" and I ran off giggling. x3
In other news, I failed my geometry test. GREAT! You know what? I don't even care. Fuck geometry.
The thought of what happens to people who die in outer space without spacesuits is stuck in my head. It... it disgusts me. People don't REALLY explode and then float around as a big blob of explody mess, do they? Ew, I can't think about that without gagging. Ewww! Oh, man, I've GOT to know. I've just got to!
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Sometimes I wish I had a
Sometimes I wish I had a rival.
Then I realize it's my ex. D:
I'm sorry, that's terrible that they're being so bitchy about you being gay. What's wrong with them? Maybe we should beat the straight outta them >:D
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Sometimes I like to sit at night and stare at the lamppost because it's the brightest thing in my life...
I asked her if it was
I asked her if it was possible to beat the straight out of someone and turn them gay. She said yes. I asked her what would happen if someone beat the straight out of her. She said she'd become asexual.
I think she realizes she's full of shit, but she just doesn't want to admit to it.
lol nice. "This is what I
lol nice.
"This is what I thought, I thought you need me, This is what I thought so think me naïve, I promise you a heart you'd promise to keep, Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep." Prelude 12/21 - AFI
Might as well try it. when
Might as well try it. when her legs are broken and she's got a black eye and five cracked ribs, go up to her, smile, and say "Do you feel gay?"
lmao, you guys are starting
lmao, you guys are starting to talk like me! Koai koai....(scarry, scarry)
"Please hear what I'm not saying. Don't be fooled by the face I wear, for I wear a mask. I tell you everything thats really nothing, and nothing of whats everything, of whats crying within me." - Mask
Nah, I'm not that mean.
Nah, I'm not that mean. Still, it is a satisfying mental image!
lol
She sounds utterly ridiculous. And if she thinks that you can beat the gay out of someone or the straight out of someone, then how in the world would beating the straight out of her make her asexual? I don't follow her reasoning. And I kinda just realized something I'm sure she didn't mean. If you can beat the gay or straight out of someone, then choice doesn't matter, I mean she can't say somebody chose to be gay, because if someone could beat the straight out of her, she'd be gay. Unless she believes that she could and would choose to be gay, which we all know you can't choose.
eehh...I think my random thought got convoluted and I kinda missed my own point...oh well. She's an idiot though. And Super Duck I relate to your above statement 'humanity makes me weep'.
Sucks about the geometry test. Yeah, fuck geometry! :)
Now you have me thinking about people dying in space, though strangely I've wondered before, it kinda comes up when you watch sci-fi shows. It's depressing and disgusting though...
Uuuuh, I hate to be the
Uuuuh, I hate to be the gruesome science nerd, but its a nessecary evil in this case... If you take off your helmet in space, you would freeze instantly(space is absoulte zero... insta-freeze), and be ripped appart brutaly from the vaccum and the solid oxygen in your lungs would explode... Kinda brutal huh?
"Please hear what I'm not saying. Don't be fooled by the face I wear, for I wear a mask. I tell you everything thats really nothing, and nothing of whats everything, of whats crying within me." - Mask
Ewwwy. :( See, now that's
Ewwwy. :( See, now that's just nasty. I am never venturing into space. Ever.
no love, thats if you go out
no love, thats if you go out without a helmet at all... a crack or its not secured right is FAR worse(and more painful I would assume)...
you slowly suffocate, and freeze slowly and then its either take off the helmet and go kaboom, or die a horrid slow painful death...
"Please hear what I'm not saying. Don't be fooled by the face I wear, for I wear a mask. I tell you everything thats really nothing, and nothing of whats everything, of whats crying within me." - Mask
I think becoming asexual
I think becoming asexual after "having the straight beaten out" only works for her. Everyone else is OBVIOUSLY going to become gay, but not her, 'cause she's a speshul snoflayke and teh gheyz is oh so icky. Ugh, she's so idiotic. Of course, the fact that she believes one can be beaten out of their sexuality is stupid all by itself.
We were reading a sci-fi kind of story for English class, and a space death occurred. I have not been able to get it out of my head since. What is it like? Is it really freaking painful? What happens? ARGH so many questions.
hehe....
imagine the sean my dear
shes standing on the edge of a flight of stiars, super duck runs up to her
*epic music plays*
super duck: THIS IS CLOSET CASE!
rival: *falls down stairs. and cathes on fire. and gets eaten by lions*
supper duck:hmm now how could THAT have happened?...irritaing girl pushed her down the stairs!
*teachers beat up irritaing girl*
if your ever super sad, just rember, you could have been a blowjob.
THIS IS CLOSET CASE!
THIS IS EPIC!
That would be the greatest thing ever.
there are too many
irratatingly stupid, homophobic people at your school...
it al so makes me weep...TT^TT
you should move away from them as soo as possible
please
Hi, I'm a reading Rainbow! :)
I know. :C
I know. :C