Can I eat your cherry pie??

AlwaysFallingDeeper's picture

So I haven't posted anything in a couple days cause I couldn't get online. But I'm back.:D Nothing new going on though. Still going through weird convos in Forensics...

E: I'm gonna get my vagina pierced.(He's a guy).

A: You mean your clit?

E: No you whore, my vagina.

Z and I: You can't pierce the entire thing with one piercing.

Z: Not unless you moved things around in there and had it go through all the way around.

(Cringe).

E: Oh Paco, fill my taco...

Me: O_o

Then we all start laughing and we continue talking about dirty stuff and playing games. E said he wanted to marry me. And he was being semi serious. It was...odd. Poor kid has a crush on a lesbian. At least that's what A says. Bleh.

That's all for now. Oh and by the way...have I mentioned how much I love my girlfriend lately? Gosh she's amazing...(Heart begins to race).

Ok...bye everyone. :)

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STILLINLOVEWITHHER's picture

Lmao

I love having inappropriate conversations with friends =]

carmen143's picture

"You can't pierce the entire thing with one piercing."

Hahahaha. :)

Awesomely hilarious.

<3 FLAME ON! <3

TotalGeek42's picture

Wow... that was amazingly

Wow... that was amazingly close to my conversation at lunch today... oO
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