Ah, the stench of idiocy...

Super Duck's picture

I had an interesting day, I suppose. Irritating Girl has decided it's cool to eavesdrop on my conversations, and she showed how horribly concieted she is today. One of her friends has taken to calling me an "it" because I'm gay. What the fuck? I am not an it. I am quite clearly a she. I am displeased with this ignorance!

French Class Girl was sooo bitchy today. Nobody even did anything to her. She flipped me the middle finger because I asked her to stop making dying-cat-on-opium noises... She even got mad at her lover Irritating Girl. Oh, and they both told me today that they "don't talk to homosexuals." HAHAHAHA! OH GOD, THE IRONY! Words cannot describe how horrifically stupid these two are.

Yesterday I saw this girl I had this hugely obsessive crush on when I was like, twelve or thirteen. She was smoking. It was... slightly shocking. I don't really like smoking because my mom does it and has no respect for anyone else in the vicinity. I guess it's alright if you don't get it all over someone who doesn't like it.

My rival and I actually agreed on something today! We agreed that whoever wrote our literature book for English class was very, very depressing. Everything in there seems to be about the end of humanity, death, or destruction.

Hmm, what else? Oh, I've noticed that new girl in my biology class never talks to anyone. I'll bet it's because my class is filled with much douchebaggery. Poor new girl. She smells unbelievably amazing, by the way. Dude, I need to find out what kind of perfume she wears so I can go buy a bottle and huff it or something.

Haha, she probably thinks I'm insane. Today we were doing an experiment in biology, and someone stole my stuff while I was turned the other way. I was all, "DFSKLDJFLDJ WHICH ONE OF YOU STOLE ALL MY CRAP?" and then she comes forward and is like, "Um, hi... I kinda... took your stuff. I'm sorry, I thought you weren't using it" and hands it all back. And then I was like, "Aw, that's okay" and skipped off to my table.

That's alright. Everyone thinks I'm insane! Bahaha!

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jeff's picture

Just...

Go up to her and say, I hear you're been calling me "it." Then, whatever she says, "You do know that 'it' is a lesbian code word, right?" Then, whatever she says, "OMG, it means insert tongue, it's what you use when you want to sleep with someone... you should be careful what you say around people... Don't worry, I'll tell the others you didn't know. A few will be disappointed."

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"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

Super Duck's picture

HAHAHA! Oh, god, the look on

HAHAHA! Oh, god, the look on her face would be so beyond priceless...

625539's picture

I feel bad that you need to

I feel bad that you need to be around such idiots on a regular basis...
I wish people would understand.

Super Duck's picture

Yeah, it's pretty bad. :(

Yeah, it's pretty bad. :( And I wish they would too!

fox333's picture

hahahaha A man is educated

hahahaha

A man is educated and turned out to work. But a woman is educated and turned out to grass.
Pearl S. Buck

Dracofangxxx's picture

new girl sounds cute. you

new girl sounds cute. you should see if she's lesbo ;)
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Sometimes I like to sit at night and stare at the lamppost because it's the brightest thing in my life...

cheese's picture

i second that

i second that :D

"chhhhhikinnnn stewwww. i have no idea what is wrong with me O_O im sorry if i offend....not really."

stardust's picture

i

i...third that? Lol, i concur. :)

Super Duck's picture

Haha, I really don't think

Haha, I really don't think she is, judging by her facebook. Plus, we don't seem to have a lot of common interests... Still, I'm not gonna lie, she is kinda cute!