I suppose that might be better. Maybe...
Sigh. What's wrong with me...
Nothing is wrong with you. I just happen to be gay. I act like a sociopath to make you and I feel better about ourselves.
Whatever makes you happy is what you must pursue. I hope you find someone better than I could have ever been for you.
I love you.
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