Today, while at the swim meet I've been raving at, I played a prank on some guy. I saw I was swimming next to him on the 50 free, and he didn't know who I was, so I went up to him and said
"hey, how's it going? What swims you doing? 50 free? What lane and heat? Oh, the guy swimming next to you is like a total doofus. He's such a spaz. You should totally smash him."
Then the race comes along, and as we're standing on the blocks, we look at each other and I wave and say "Sup man". Then we swim and I crush him.

Then, I found out that there was a thirteen year old boy with a 22.35 time on his 50 free. WTF MAN!!!! The fastest 50 free of all time is 18.47, set by a man in his 20's! This 13 year old boy is fucking OLYMPIAN.

Aaaaaaaannnnnnnnddddddd, there's a new time I'm drooling over. This is Northwest Sectionals. It's a 25.79 for 50 free. The Sectionals meet has people from Hawaii, Alaska, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, and of course Washington. It is a step away from National.