what am i doing?
i'm flirting with my younger sister's friend.
he's so adorable, but oh dear lord it wouldn't work.
At least you consistently pursue people who can't drive cars...
"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis
well, i finally figured out that cutie high-schooler was a projection of my attraction to her mother.
so for those of you falling in love
keep it kind, keep it good, keep it right
throw yourself in the midst of danger
and keep one eye open at night.
--"Elephants" Rachel Yamagata
You take the long road to MILFs...
i just like to keep my life interesting.
you ever going to get back to me about the message i sent you?
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